April 15, 2025

'Can't Hardly Wait'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons and Joanna Robinson call Barry Manilow from a phone booth at 2 a.m. before rewatching the cult teen classic 'Can't Hardly Wait,' starring Ethan Embry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Seth Green.

Movie poster

Cast

Ethan Embry as Preston Meyers

Jennifer Love Hewitt as Amanda Beckett

Seth Green as Kenny Fisher

Lauren Ambrose as Denise Fleming

Peter Facinelli as Mike Dexter

Charlie Korsmo as William Lichter

Directed by: Harry Elfont, Deborah Kaplan

Written by: Harry Elfont, Deborah Kaplan

Notes

  • Joanna picked this from a list Bill sent her. She considers it one of her all-timers – 'this is our teen movie' for the gap generation between millennials and Gen X (Generation Catalano / Oregon Trail generation).
  • The late 90s teen movie boom started with 'Clueless' and Scream, then exploded: I Know What You Did Last Summer, The Faculty, Disturbing Behavior, 'Varsity Blues', 'Cruel Intentions', '10 Things I Hate About You', She's All That, 'American Pie' – about 20 movies in three years.
  • Harry Elfont said: 'We should do a throwback to John Hughes. We talked a lot about 'Say Anything', specifically the party scene. And then we were like, what if that's the whole movie?' The movie steals from 'Say Anything', Secret Admirer, 'Can't Buy Me Love', and John Hughes films.
  • Network TV was a farm system for teen stars: Party of Five, Dawson's Creek, Buffy, 90210. Jennifer Love Hewitt signed on before I Know What You Did Last Summer made her a movie star.
  • Originally rated R – they cut crying drunk girl (played by Jan Brady from Brady Bunch movies), expanded Stone Girl's role, changed pot brownies to regular brownies, and Jason Segel's character originally had sex with the watermelon (before 'American Pie' did the pie scene).
  • Ethan Embry interview: 'Absolutely. Like you fuckers' when asked about anger toward 'American Pie' and 'Superbad' kicking off the raunchy teen comedy wave. 'This is like the last black and white TV before we get to color.'
  • $13 million budget, made $25 million. Filmed in October 1997 in 25 days. Got nominated for an MTV Movie Award.
  • Joanna invented two new flex categories: 'Does a cell phone ruin this movie?' (yes – no TikToking, no looking up Preston on Instagram, he needs the pay phone to meet Jenna Elfman's angel) and 'Amanda Dobbins Award for Coolest Piece of Real Estate' (the party house, which was filmed in Altadena – sadly likely affected by the fires).
  • Craig invented the 'Matt Flynn $26 Million Contract Award for the person I can't believe we thought was going to be a star' – awarded to Ethan Embry.
  • By 2012, Entertainment Weekly ranked it #44 on their top 50 best high school movies. Joanna thought that was way too low.
  • Mark Bridges, the costume designer, went on to win an Oscar for Phantom Thread.
  • Breckin Meyer married co-director Deborah Kaplan and they had two kids.

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Roger Ebert's review

Quote from Rog's review:

There's one character in Can't Hardly Wait that was interesting and funny. Maybe it was a mistake to write her. She makes the other characters look like gnat-brained bozos.

1.5 stars. The one character he liked was Denise (Lauren Ambrose). Joanna: 'We all want him to be Denise watching this movie.'

Most re-watchable scene
  • Joanna: All the Kenny and Denise bathroom stuff – 'if that were just one scene, that's the most rewatchable scene.' Him dropping his whole act, her calling him out, their history. 'Do those shoes serve an orthopedic function?'
  • Bill: Trip McNeely's one cameo (Jerry O'Connell) – 'You were a sexual icon.' 'I thought college was going to be a 24/7 orgy.' 'Guys like us are a dime a dozen.' Also: the four idiots deciding to dump their girlfriends, Korsmo and the nerds planning the attack using 'Star Wars' language, the letter flying around the party (rolling on the keg, stuck in someone's shoe), Jason Segel's one scene, Amanda's friends comparing her to Gwyneth Paltrow, the Mike/Amanda showdown, and the end credits revealing Charlie Korsmo's character became the next Mark Zuckerberg.
  • Joanna also mentions the Jenna Elfman / Scott Baio monologue as really good.
The most 1998 thing about this movie
  • Both: The soundtrack – specifically Smash Mouth and Blink 182.
  • Joanna: The X-Files being so prevalent ('Trust no one,' 'The truth is out there,' one nerd claims to be dating Christy Turlington via the Internet). Also Seth Green's character – a white kid adopting a hip-hop persona only worked for about a 3-year window.
  • Bill: The Gwyneth Paltrow comparison. Amanda's yearbook quote being from Jewel – 'just having a yearbook quote from Jewel is the most late 90s thing possible.' Jennifer Love Hewitt trapped in the mid-90s.
  • Craig: The rave culture goggles – 'Were people wearing goggles in 1998?'
What aged the best?
  • Joanna: The movie being sex positive. Kenny and Denise's first time being very bad – 'I think that's great.' The Trip McNeely stuff really plays. The blurring of social circles – a step forward from the rigid stratification of 80s teen movies.
  • Bill: The frenetically edited party that captures what it's like to actually be at a party. Denise Fleming yearbook activities: none. Kenny playing JV basketball for one game. The Fiji thing. Seth Green's 'Why y'all got to waste my flavor?' Charlie Korsmo as the McLovin template – 'I can't feel my legs. I have no legs.' Paradise City as a nostalgic rock song. UFOs aging well because 'now UFOs are attacking us.'
Best needle drop
  • Bill: Dire Straits 'Romeo and Juliet' – 'perfectly dropped' when Preston is driving.
  • Joanna: Yazoo 'Only You' – 'has that intro you can play underneath the dialogue and then it hits.' An 80s throwback track. Also great: Sneaker Pimps under Jennifer Love Hewitt's entrance, the Barry Manilow 'Mandy' use, Guns N' Roses 'Paradise City.'
Weak link of the movie
  • Bill: Ethan Embry as Preston. Research revealed he was 'the world's biggest stoner' during filming – director asked if he was altered, JLH gave him breath mints for the kissing scene. 'I just don't understand Preston at all.' Compares the villain role to the Billy Zabka scale – Facinelli 'is like a three.'
  • Joanna: Doesn't think the movie has a weak link since anyone slightly wobbly is gone in seconds. If pressed, Peter Facinelli as Mike Dexter – wished he was a little less evil and more understandable. 'You need to understand why Amanda was with him for so long.'
What aged the worst?
  • Joanna: The gay sex trap / F-slur use. 'Very Heathers.' Also Scott Baio – 'this is before Twitter, before we knew what Scott Baio was.'
  • Bill: Amanda being with Mike Dexter for three years just because he's good at football – 'it makes you think less of her.' The Lestat reference ('does anyone under 40 get that joke?'). Breckin Meyer calling Donald Faison's character 'Hootie' because he wants to wear a cowboy hat.
Over-acting award
  • Joanna: Sarah Rue as Earth Girl – 'Your sheep, all of you. Bah!'
  • Bill: Ethan Embry's 'big speech for Amanda. That's my pick.'
The hottest take award
  • Joanna: Preston and Amanda should not end up together. 'She should Kelly Taylor choose herself.' Amanda gives a monologue about not knowing who she is without Mike Dexter and then immediately gets into a relationship with Preston. 'Go backpacking in Europe. Watch Runaway Bride and figure out what kind of eggs you like.' Originally Preston was supposed to end up with Denise.
  • Bill: An ensemble cast high school movie centered around one big party is the easiest and most watchable movie anyone can possibly make. 'I don't understand why there aren't twenty of them a year.' Craig: 'It's the most sought after. Everybody wants it.' Bill: 'It should be a federal law. We have to make one a year to capture whatever the year was.'
Casting what-ifs
  • The role of Kenny was written for Breckin Meyer, who was shooting the Studio 54 movie instead. He took a small role as Love Burger's lead singer.
  • Ethan Embry was asked to read for the Nerd (William), but insisted on the lead – 'I know I'm not your typical leading man type, but I thought this movie is better suited.' Bill: 'Big mistake.'
  • James Marsden was looked at very closely for Mike Dexter. Kaplan said Facinelli had 'a hint of danger that he didn't.'
  • Alicia Witt was wanted for the Lauren Ambrose role. Also considered: Reese Witherspoon and Christina Ricci.
  • The original nerd (William) was cast with Adam Henburd from Little Man Tate, who was only 15 and looked like a baby – they had to fire him and bring in Charlie Korsmo.
Best "that guy"
  • Bill's all-time big three nominees: The guy who paid Dirk Diggler (one of Mike Dexter's friends), Poppy from Seinfeld as the cop, and Tara from 90210 as one of the high school kids. 'Boogie Nights, 90210, and Seinfeld. That's retiring.'
  • Joanna: Amber Benson from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Best "heat check" performance
  • Bill: Klepto Kid – no name, just continually showing up and stealing something. 'He's my favorite.' Steals the gumball machine at the end.
  • Joanna: Ryan Kulkman as Stoner Guy – 'He shows up with a dinosaur throughout the whole movie.' Has the Velma from Scooby-Doo line and 'Preston wears T-shirts sometimes.'
  • Also eligible: Melissa Joan Hart, Sarah Rue, Jenna Elfman, Jerry O'Connell, Jason Segel.
Re-casting couch
  • Joanna: Freddie Prinze Jr. as Preston – 'he was often cast as the cool popular kid role, but I think he would have really thrived in the sensitive kid role.'
  • Bill: James Marsden as Preston – 'I'm way more believing that she's going to be immediately smitten by Marsden.' Or: Jason Segel and Ethan Embry just switch parts. Segel was 19, tall and gawky but cool, and proved over the next decade he could pull it off. Joanna: 'Similar to his role in Freaks and Geeks.' Also tested: Mark Wahlberg in his Fear era as Mike Dexter.
  • Craig: Justin Long as Preston (same age as Embry).
  • Joanna: Tom Everett Scott from That Thing You Do – 'nerdy, cute sweetness.'
Half-assed (internet) research
  • Melissa Joan Hart was filming Sabrina the Teenage Witch simultaneously and took B12 vitamins to stay energized during the all-night shoots. Bill: 'I'm going to wonder what that really was.'
  • When they finished filming, the entire cast was allowed to destroy the house set for one last scene – spent an hour destroying it.
  • Breckin Meyer married co-director Deborah Kaplan; they had two kids.
  • Seth Green's first high school movie wasn't this – it was 'Can't Buy Me Love', where he played Chucky, Patrick Dempsey's annoying little brother.
Apex Mountain
  • Ethan Embry: Definitely. He was never going to lead another movie.
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt: 'No question. Party of Five crossed with this crossed with I Know What You Did Last Summer. This time she never got bigger.'
  • Peter Facinelli: Joanna says maybe Twilight is bigger – he's the patriarch of the vampire family. 'That's Twilight money.'
  • Jenna Elfman: Dharma and Greg plus this cameo.
  • 90s teen movies: 'Clueless' or 'American Pie'. Joanna argues 'Clueless' because it's 'pure 90s' without spawning sequels outside the decade.
  • All-in-one-night high school movies: Probably 'Superbad'. Also: 'Dazed and Confused' (the art house one), Booksmart.
  • Blink 182 and Smash Mouth: 'This is Smash Mouth's movie.'
  • Charlie Korsmo: 'Great in What About Bob and Hook.'
  • Seth Green: Austin Powers, this, Buffy – 'just all over the place.' Also 'Can't Buy Me Love' and Airborne.
Cruise or Hanks?
Hanks wins

Joanna: 'Baby Hanks as Preston Meyers.' Bill considered 'Risky Business'-era Cruise as Preston (dorking it up) or Cruise as Mike Dexter. Craig agreed: Hanks as the lead, Cruise as Mike Dexter. Bill: 'Let's go Hanks.'

Scorsese or Spielberg?

Both: Spielberg. Bill: 'Scorsese's 'Can't Hardly Wait' – a lot of cocaine.'

What role would Philip Seymour Hoffman play?
  • Bill: Trip McNeely (the Jerry O'Connell role).
  • Joanna: The Jenna Elfman angel role – 'male angel.'
Picking nits
  • Bill: The cops break up that party in one hour. Amanda Beckett has no identity, no friends, just wanders around – 'you have no identity. What?' Nobody else uses the upstairs bathroom for the entire party – 'has anyone ever been to a high school party?' Amanda has no idea who Preston is despite going to the same school. Kenny and Denise having sex after talking for 10 minutes on the cold bathroom floor.
  • Joanna: Amanda's lack of depth is intentional but still 'just not that interesting.' At least Ione Skye's character in 'Say Anything' had a reason nobody knew her.
Sequel, prequel, prestige TV or untouchable?

Bill: 'Semi-prestige' – an 8-episode Amazon series, all set during the final night of high school, almost done like The Pit where each hour is an actual hour. Joanna: 'Similar to what American Vandal tried to do.' Bill: 'The Pit crossed with 'Can't Hardly Wait'.'

Would this movie be better with...?
  • Joanna: Danny Trejo in the Jenna Elfman angel role – 'not even an angel, just the one adult who wanders in and gives you advice and it's Danny Trejo.'
  • Bill: Sam Jackson as the cop instead of Poppy from Seinfeld – 'just Sam Jackson's it up for like 6 minutes and then they just give him a million dollars.'
Just one Oscar, who gets it?

Joanna: Best editing. Also: costume designer Mark Bridges, who went on to win an Oscar for Phantom Thread – 'Kenny's goggles, everything Kenny, everything 90s, what the popular girls are wearing.'

(Probably) unanswerable questions

Bill: The five-year reunion sequel was sitting right there in 2003 – all these people were still relatively famous, they could have made it way more raunchy. 'I don't know why they didn't do it.' They could also do the 30-year reunion movie. Joanna: 'It would be exciting to see them. We don't see Breckin Meyer that often.'

What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?
  • Joanna: The Love Burger band t-shirt.
  • Bill: The Love Kit. Also the yearbook because people signed it. 'The goggles are pretty good – I would give those to Craig.'
Best (or worst!) life lessons from the movie
  • Bill: 'Fate only takes you so far.'
  • Joanna: 'Always wear shoes in the dorm shower.' A kid in her freshman dorm got something gnarly on his foot. 'If you had seen 'Can't Hardly Wait', you would have known.'
Best double feature for this movie
  • Joanna: 'Superbad'.
  • Bill: 16 Candles. Or a quintuple feature of generational one-night high school movies: 16 Candles, 'Say Anything', 'Can't Hardly Wait', 'Superbad', Booksmart.
Who won the movie?
  • Joanna: Seth Green – 'he's the most quotable. Someone was just always running around dropping Kenny Special K quotes.' This plus Austin Powers plus Buffy – having an incredible run.
  • Bill: Also considered Ethan Embry ('he gets to at least point to hey, that time I led a movie') and Lauren Ambrose ('had the best career after and it's so cool to see her in this movie now – she gets Six Feet Under off the back of this').
Producer review

Craig: 'The bar is just high for high school comedies. This is like watching Bob Pettit' (1950s basketball player). 'It feels like you ran if you asked ChatGPT to write me 'Say Anything' in 3 minutes and it cranked out 'Can't Hardly Wait'.' It has the look of 'American Pie' but the earnestness of 'Say Anything'. 'The hopeless romantic shtick was tough for my generation. The lack of star power in the cast was shocking.' Best part: the Jerry O'Connell scene – 'could have been the sequel, exploring the theme of peaking in high school.' Wanted to see Mike Dexter going to college with Jerry O'Connell and burning out.