May 16, 2023

'Trading Places'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan buy low on frozen orange juice and sell high on pork bellies as they rewatch the 1983 comedy 'Trading Places,' starring Eddie Murphy, Dan Aykroyd, and Jamie Lee Curtis.

Movie poster

Cast

Eddie Murphy as Billy Ray Valentine

Dan Aykroyd as Louis Winthorpe III

Jamie Lee Curtis as Ophelia

Ralph Bellamy as Randolph Duke

Don Ameche as Mortimer Duke

Denholm Elliott as Coleman

Paul Gleason as Clarence Beaks

Directed by: John Landis

Music by: Elmer Bernstein

Categories

Roger Ebert's review

Quote from Rog's review:

This is good comedy. It doesn't stop with sitcom manipulations of its idea and doesn't go only for the obvious points about racial prejudice – instead develops the quirks and peculiarities of its characters so that they're funny because of who they are.
Most re-watchable scene
  • Opening credits / Philly montage.
  • Eddie discovers he has legs – Billy Ray goes to the bar and throws a party.
  • Christmas party – Billy Ray overhears the $1 bet.
  • Billy Ray in jail – karate man, phone in the limo.
  • The trading floor finale.
  • The beach ending.
What aged the best?
  • Young Eddie Murphy at 21 – electric.
  • Coleman the Butler (Denholm Elliott).
  • The rich guy details – waiting for door to open, squash club, Heritage Club, five dollar tips.
  • Eddie's deadpan look at camera during the BLT sandwich scene.
  • The commodities ending not being over-explained.
Most cinematic shot

The ending on the beach/island.

Best needle drop

The party at Billy Ray's house.

Weak link of the movie

The train scene – Beaks not flying, not recognizing everyone, and the blackface.

What aged the worst?
  • Dan Aykroyd's blackface scene.
  • N-word usage by the Dukes.
  • Homophobia throughout.
  • World Trade Center 'kill or be killed' line.
The hottest take award
  • Bill: 'Trading Places' is a better Christmas movie than 'Home Alone' and 'Die Hard'.
  • Van: Chevy Chase would have killed in the Aykroyd role.
  • CR: Shouldn't Billy Ray and Winthorpe also be in trouble for insider trading?
Casting what-ifs
  • Originally developed for Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder (Pryor set himself on fire).
  • Eddie didn't want Gene Wilder. Paramount didn't want Aykroyd.
  • Ray Milland was wanted for Mortimer but couldn't pass the physical – Don Ameche found instead (hadn't acted in 14 years).
  • G. Gordon Liddy was going to play Beaks but refused after learning about the gorilla scene.
Over-acting award
  • Wilson in the trading pit.
  • Mortimer dials it up at the end screaming 'turn those machines back on!'
Best "that guy"
  • Bo Diddley as the pawnbroker.
  • Other candidates: the cop from Presumed Innocent/Oz, Bill Cobb (bartender), Philip Bosco (the doctor), Jim Belushi, Edie Falco, Giancarlo Esposito.
Picking nits
  • How rich was Winthorpe to have a butler? (Butler works for the Dukes.)
  • Why do the Dukes live together?
  • Why did Coleman switch sides so quickly?
  • Would local news really cover Clarence Beaks delivering the crop report?
Half-assed (internet) research
  • Budget $15 million, grossed $120.6 million.
  • Paramount signed Eddie to a $25 million, five-film contract after this.
  • Don Ameche's money clip fumble actually happened – kept in the movie.
  • Don Ameche had strong religious convictions and would only say 'fuck him' once.
  • The 'Eddie Murphy Rule' – 2010 Commodities Future Trading Commission rule preventing insider trading on commodities.
  • Shown every Christmas Eve in Italy as the most-watched program.
Apex Mountain
  • Eddie Murphy – 'Beverly Hills Cop', but this is close.
  • John Landis – possibly this film, his most juice/power after Blues Brothers.
  • Dan Aykroyd – Ghostbusters.
  • 'Philadelphia' 1983 – overall Philly apex.
  • Paul Gleason – 'The Breakfast Club'.
  • Commodities – yes.
Sequel, prequel, prestige TV or untouchable?

Untouchable – shouldn't be remade.

Would this movie be better with...?

Sam Jackson discussed as an interesting addition.

(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • How much money did they actually invest/make?
  • Is Jamie Lee Curtis the most realistic/lovable hooker with a heart of gold? (vs Julia Roberts in 'Pretty Woman'.)
  • Did Coleman invent smoothies?
  • What actually happens to Beaks on the boat with the gorilla?
What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?
  • Winthorpe's watch – tells time in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad.
  • The Duke's original $1 bill.
Who won the movie?

Eddie Murphy.