March 06, 2023

'The Purge'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan are blessed by the New Founding Fathers, who let them purge and cleanse their souls of their takes as they rewatch 'The Purge,' starring Ethan Hawke and Lena Headey.

Movie poster

Cast

Ethan Hawke as James Sandin

Lena Headey as Mary Sandin

Rhys Wakefield as Polite Stranger

Directed by: James DeMonaco

Written by: James DeMonaco

Notes

  • Ebert had no review for 'The Purge' (he passed away in 2013 before it came out).

Categories

Most re-watchable scene
  • The playroom fight where Hawke kills three people – 'as good as any 'John Wick' scene'.
  • Lena Headey slamming Grace's face into the table.
  • The Purgers breaking in through the barricades.
What aged the best?
  • The one-sentence premise ('crime is legal for one day') as an unassailable good idea.
  • The 85-minute runtime aging perfectly in an era of bloated movies.
  • The political/social commentary feeling prescient given post-2013 American politics.
What aged the worst?
  • Lena Headey's wig and overall performance – 'she's just bad in this movie'.
  • The poorly conceived boyfriend subplot.
The hottest take award
  • Bill wants proof they didn't steal his 'Felony Land' amusement park idea from his 2012 podcast.
  • The whole movie is essentially a hot take.
Casting what-ifs

Gerard Butler as the 2013 alternative who could have played the Hawke role but would have changed the tone.

Over-acting award
  • Lena Headey wins the over-acting award.
  • The interrupting Purger who yells 'bring out that pig' before getting shot.
Best "that guy"

Chris Mulkey (the neighbor) – 'First Blood', 48 Hours, Twin Peaks, 258 acting credits.

Re-casting couch
  • Replace Lena Headey with Jessica Chastain (right after Zero Dark Thirty).
  • 2023 version: Sydney Sweeney as Zoey; Rose Leslie or Emilia Clarke as the mom.
Half-assed (internet) research
  • Budget $3 million, made $89.3 million; shot in 19 days.
  • Hawke took only $3,000 upfront and made more from the back end than any other movie.
  • The homicidal ladies in white dresses were based on Charles Manson's followers.
Apex Mountain
  • Ethan Hawke – Sinister 2012, then Before Midnight / 'The Purge' / The Getaway all in 2013, Boyhood coming next.
  • Blumhouse – though true apex may be 'Get Out' + 'Halloween' 2018.
Weak link of the movie
  • The son unlocking the alarm system and letting the stranger in.
  • Zoey putting in headphones while her hostile boyfriend has snuck back on Purge night.
Most cinematic shot

The surveillance/security camera footage throughout the movie.

Picking nits
  • The fridge only has ketchup and mustard (budget so low they couldn't grocery shop for the set).
  • On Purge night, how do you lose track of time and almost forget to start the security protocol?
  • Henry's plan after killing Hawke makes no sense.
Would this movie be better with...?
  • Wayne Jenkins being over for dinner on Purge night.
  • Would the movie be better with a dog?
(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • What crimes aren't allowed during the Purge? What's the hospital situation the next morning?
  • Were there fantasy leagues or betting on the Purge?
  • Can you fly to another country to escape?
Best double feature for this movie

'The Purge': Anarchy – 'bang it out in three hours and you get Grillo'.

What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?
  • The nine ball Hawke uses to hit someone.
  • The Polite Stranger's mask.
Best (or worst!) life lessons from the movie

Don't let anyone in your house during the Purge.

Who won the movie?

Blumhouse – also Ethan Hawke since he got paid handsomely from the back end.

Producer review

Craig Horlbeck – hadn't seen it before; liked it more than expected; called it 'essentially just fucked up Home Alone'.