November 29, 2022

'Planes, Trains, and Automobiles'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons and Van Lathan try to make it home before Thanksgiving so they can rewatch John Hughes's 'Planes, Trains, and Automobiles,' starring Steve Martin and John Candy.

Movie poster

Cast

Steve Martin as Neal Page

John Candy as Del Griffith

Kevin Bacon as Taxi Thief

Edie McClurg as Car Rental Agent

Ben Stein as Boardroom Colleague

Dylan Baker as Owen

Directed by: John Hughes

Written by: John Hughes

Notes

  • $50 million budget, grossed $49.5 million at the box office.
  • Hughes originally wanted Tom Hanks for Neal and John Travolta for Del. Hanks was unavailable (shooting Big), and Paramount vetoed Travolta (considered box office poison after Perfect and Staying Alive).
  • Hughes would keep cameras rolling and let Martin and Candy improvise – scenes that run 3-5 minutes went on for 26-28 minutes.
  • The original cut was around 4 hours. Hughes and editor Paul Hirsch cut it to 92 minutes, leaving 70 minutes of deleted footage.
  • A whole subplot about Neal's wife suspecting he was cheating was cut.
  • During test screenings, restoring a single cut exchange at a train station where Del offers to send Neal money changed the entire audience perception of Candy's character.
  • Steve Martin on the rental car F-bomb scene: 'Mike Nichols told me in every movie there should be a scene where you say, Can we do that?'
  • The exterior airplane is the same airplane from the movie Airplane!
  • Neal's house was built from scratch, took seven months, cost $100,000 – angered Paramount.
  • Candy showed up with exercise equipment in his hotel suite and Steve Martin said he never used any of it.
  • Dylan Baker's spit-handshake was an ad-lib on take 11.
  • Candy invited the whole crew to his room during the Oscars and bought $1,000 worth of pizza.
  • Bill ranks Hughes's 1983-1990 run as one of the greatest creative runs in pop culture history, 'on the Michael Jackson level.'
  • Bill calls Belushi the most talented, Farley the funniest, and Candy 'the best mix of both.'
  • Will Smith and Kevin Hart were announced to remake the film – the hosts are firmly against it.
  • Craig points out the ordeal is only Tuesday to Thursday – about 36-48 hours.

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Roger Ebert's review

Quote from Rog's review:

The movies that last, the ones we return to, don't always have lofty themes or stirring stories. Sometimes they last because we simply enjoy spending time with the characters.

Ebert: 'Perfectly cast, soundly constructed, all else flows naturally. Steve Martin and John Candy don't play characters, they embody themselves.'

Most re-watchable scene
  • Neal realizes they're sharing a hotel room – discovering one bed, the disgusting shower, sharing the bed.
  • 'Those aren't pillows.'
  • Neal's tirade ripping into Del – 'Didn't you realize when I started reading the vomit bag?'
  • Del's response: 'I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article.'
  • 'You're going the wrong way' – Del drinking while driving the wrong direction on the highway.
  • The marathon car rental scene with Edie McClurg.
  • Candy selling shower curtain rings as earrings in the bus station.
  • Del admitting the truth – Marie has been dead for eight years.
  • Neal going back for Del at the train station.
What aged the best?
  • John Candy's quirks – shower curtain ring salesman, taking off shoes, constant smoking, folksy sayings.
  • The dice game that is travel – entirely relatable.
  • Hughes's common-people villains – flight attendants, rental car clerks, valets who don't care.
  • The leanness of the movie – 92 minutes, every scene matters.
Best needle drop

'Mess Around' when Del is driving – unanimous pick.

Most cinematic shot
  • The wide shot of Neal and Del sitting outside the Braidwood Inn with the sign.
  • Del alone in the car with snow falling on him.
Weak link of the movie

Neal's wife – underwritten character, the subplot about her not believing him was cut.

What aged the worst?
  • Being a shower curtain ring salesman – now you just buy them on Amazon.
  • All the 1987 travel logistics: smoking everywhere, no cell phones, no Uber/Lyft, no Airbnb.
  • Travelling in suits – everyone at the airport is in a suit.
  • They couldn't get the Paul Young version of 'Every Time You Go Away.'
The hottest take award
  • John Candy doesn't get 100% of the respect he deserves – he's at maybe 80-88%.
  • People skip from Belushi to Farley without recognizing Candy had the most enduring body of work.
Casting what-ifs
  • Hughes wanted Tom Hanks for Neal and John Travolta for Del.
  • Hanks was unavailable (shooting Big). Paramount vetoed Travolta.
Best "that guy"
  • Ben Stein (the boardroom colleague).
  • Edie McClurg (the car rental agent).
Best "heat check" performance

Dylan Baker as Owen – the tobacco-chewing truck driver, 'an incredible 2 minutes.'

Over-acting award

No overacting identified – scrapped this category for this film.

Re-casting couch
  • George Clooney for the Neal role in a 2000s version.
  • 2022 version: Daniel Kaluuya as Neal, Kevin Hart or Tracy Morgan as Del.
  • All-black cast: Sterling K. Brown as Neal, Dave Chappelle as Del.
Half-assed (internet) research
  • The exterior airplane is the same one from Airplane!
  • No transportation company wanted to appear inept – used a fictional car rental company.
  • Neal's house was built from scratch for $100,000.
  • Candy showed up with exercise equipment and never used it.
  • Dylan Baker's spit-handshake was an ad-lib on take 11.
Apex Mountain
  • Steve Martin: Not this – probably late 1970s (The Jerk).
  • John Candy: Uncle Buck, not this.
  • Road trip movies: Bill says 'Midnight Run'. Van says this.
  • Thanksgiving movies: 100% yes.
Picking nits
  • Neal pays $75 to steal a cab but won't get his own hotel room.
  • Someone should have slept on the floor instead of sharing the bed.
  • It's only about 4-4.5 hours from St. Louis to Chicago.
  • Could they really have driven the burnt car?
  • The entire ordeal is only Tuesday to Thursday – about 36-48 hours.
Sequel, prequel, prestige TV or untouchable?

Untouchable – should not be remade. Will Smith and Kevin Hart were announced to do it; hosts are firmly against it.

(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • Where was Del going if he doesn't have a home?
  • Why is this called 'Planes, Trains, and Automobiles' when they also take a bus?
What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?
  • Van: Del's shower curtain rings.
  • Bill: Del's trunk.
Best (or worst!) life lessons from the movie
  • Don't ever put your wallet in the glove compartment.
  • Always ask about somebody's trauma – if Neal had just asked Del 'Are you OK?', the whole trip would have been different.
Best double feature for this movie
  • Van: Planes, Trains and Automobiles followed by Christmas Vacation (Thanksgiving-to-Christmas Hughes double feature).
  • Bill: Vacation followed by this, or this followed by Uncle Buck.