'Planes, Trains, and Automobiles'
The Ringer's Bill Simmons and Van Lathan try to make it home before Thanksgiving so they can rewatch John Hughes's 'Planes, Trains, and Automobiles,' starring Steve Martin and John Candy.

Cast
Steve Martin as Neal Page
John Candy as Del Griffith
Kevin Bacon as Taxi Thief
Edie McClurg as Car Rental Agent
Ben Stein as Boardroom Colleague
Dylan Baker as Owen
Directed by: John Hughes
Written by: John Hughes
Notes
- $50 million budget, grossed $49.5 million at the box office.
- Hughes originally wanted Tom Hanks for Neal and John Travolta for Del. Hanks was unavailable (shooting Big), and Paramount vetoed Travolta (considered box office poison after Perfect and Staying Alive).
- Hughes would keep cameras rolling and let Martin and Candy improvise – scenes that run 3-5 minutes went on for 26-28 minutes.
- The original cut was around 4 hours. Hughes and editor Paul Hirsch cut it to 92 minutes, leaving 70 minutes of deleted footage.
- A whole subplot about Neal's wife suspecting he was cheating was cut.
- During test screenings, restoring a single cut exchange at a train station where Del offers to send Neal money changed the entire audience perception of Candy's character.
- Steve Martin on the rental car F-bomb scene: 'Mike Nichols told me in every movie there should be a scene where you say, Can we do that?'
- The exterior airplane is the same airplane from the movie Airplane!
- Neal's house was built from scratch, took seven months, cost $100,000 – angered Paramount.
- Candy showed up with exercise equipment in his hotel suite and Steve Martin said he never used any of it.
- Dylan Baker's spit-handshake was an ad-lib on take 11.
- Candy invited the whole crew to his room during the Oscars and bought $1,000 worth of pizza.
- Bill ranks Hughes's 1983-1990 run as one of the greatest creative runs in pop culture history, 'on the Michael Jackson level.'
- Bill calls Belushi the most talented, Farley the funniest, and Candy 'the best mix of both.'
- Will Smith and Kevin Hart were announced to remake the film – the hosts are firmly against it.
- Craig points out the ordeal is only Tuesday to Thursday – about 36-48 hours.
Categories
Quote from Rog's review:
“The movies that last, the ones we return to, don't always have lofty themes or stirring stories. Sometimes they last because we simply enjoy spending time with the characters.”
Ebert: 'Perfectly cast, soundly constructed, all else flows naturally. Steve Martin and John Candy don't play characters, they embody themselves.'
- Neal realizes they're sharing a hotel room – discovering one bed, the disgusting shower, sharing the bed.
- 'Those aren't pillows.'
- Neal's tirade ripping into Del – 'Didn't you realize when I started reading the vomit bag?'
- Del's response: 'I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article.'
- 'You're going the wrong way' – Del drinking while driving the wrong direction on the highway.
- The marathon car rental scene with Edie McClurg.
- Candy selling shower curtain rings as earrings in the bus station.
- Del admitting the truth – Marie has been dead for eight years.
- Neal going back for Del at the train station.
- John Candy's quirks – shower curtain ring salesman, taking off shoes, constant smoking, folksy sayings.
- The dice game that is travel – entirely relatable.
- Hughes's common-people villains – flight attendants, rental car clerks, valets who don't care.
- The leanness of the movie – 92 minutes, every scene matters.
'Mess Around' when Del is driving – unanimous pick.
- The wide shot of Neal and Del sitting outside the Braidwood Inn with the sign.
- Del alone in the car with snow falling on him.
Neal's wife – underwritten character, the subplot about her not believing him was cut.
- Being a shower curtain ring salesman – now you just buy them on Amazon.
- All the 1987 travel logistics: smoking everywhere, no cell phones, no Uber/Lyft, no Airbnb.
- Travelling in suits – everyone at the airport is in a suit.
- They couldn't get the Paul Young version of 'Every Time You Go Away.'
- John Candy doesn't get 100% of the respect he deserves – he's at maybe 80-88%.
- People skip from Belushi to Farley without recognizing Candy had the most enduring body of work.
- Hughes wanted Tom Hanks for Neal and John Travolta for Del.
- Hanks was unavailable (shooting Big). Paramount vetoed Travolta.
- Ben Stein (the boardroom colleague).
- Edie McClurg (the car rental agent).
Dylan Baker as Owen – the tobacco-chewing truck driver, 'an incredible 2 minutes.'
No overacting identified – scrapped this category for this film.
- George Clooney for the Neal role in a 2000s version.
- 2022 version: Daniel Kaluuya as Neal, Kevin Hart or Tracy Morgan as Del.
- All-black cast: Sterling K. Brown as Neal, Dave Chappelle as Del.
- The exterior airplane is the same one from Airplane!
- No transportation company wanted to appear inept – used a fictional car rental company.
- Neal's house was built from scratch for $100,000.
- Candy showed up with exercise equipment and never used it.
- Dylan Baker's spit-handshake was an ad-lib on take 11.
- Steve Martin: Not this – probably late 1970s (The Jerk).
- John Candy: Uncle Buck, not this.
- Road trip movies: Bill says 'Midnight Run'. Van says this.
- Thanksgiving movies: 100% yes.
- Neal pays $75 to steal a cab but won't get his own hotel room.
- Someone should have slept on the floor instead of sharing the bed.
- It's only about 4-4.5 hours from St. Louis to Chicago.
- Could they really have driven the burnt car?
- The entire ordeal is only Tuesday to Thursday – about 36-48 hours.
Untouchable – should not be remade. Will Smith and Kevin Hart were announced to do it; hosts are firmly against it.
- Where was Del going if he doesn't have a home?
- Why is this called 'Planes, Trains, and Automobiles' when they also take a bus?
- Van: Del's shower curtain rings.
- Bill: Del's trunk.
- Don't ever put your wallet in the glove compartment.
- Always ask about somebody's trauma – if Neal had just asked Del 'Are you OK?', the whole trip would have been different.
- Van: Planes, Trains and Automobiles followed by Christmas Vacation (Thanksgiving-to-Christmas Hughes double feature).
- Bill: Vacation followed by this, or this followed by Uncle Buck.
John Candy.