January 02, 2023

'Cliffhanger'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt scale the Rocky Mountains to revisit the 1993 action-thriller 'Cliffhanger,' starring Sylvester Stallone, Michael Rooker, and John Lithgow.

Movie poster

Cast

Sylvester Stallone as Gabe Walker

Michael Rooker as Hal Tucker

John Lithgow as Eric Qualen

Janine Turner as Jessie Deighan

Leon Robinson as Kynette

Rex Linn as Travers

Caroline Goodall as Kristel

Bruce McGill as FBI agent

Paul Winfield as Helicopter pilot

Zach Grenier as Davis

Directed by: Renny Harlin

Music by: Trevor Jones

Notes

  • Budget: $70 million (went $40 million over budget). Box office: $255 million worldwide.
  • Carolco (production company) was funded by shady money, shut down production twice because they couldn't pay the crew.
  • Stallone spent $100,000 of his own money to reshoot the rabbit scene so the rabbit lived after test audiences were upset.
  • Stuntman Simon Crane paid $1 million for the plane-to-plane transfer – Guinness record for costliest aerial stunt.
  • David Bowie was first choice for Qualen (declined). Christopher Walken was cast but left before filming; Lithgow was last-minute.
  • Mountain scenes shot at the Dolomites in Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy.
  • Nominated for 3 Oscars (Sound, Sound Effects Editing, Visual Effects) – lost all three to 'Jurassic Park'.
  • Bill calls it 'the best non-'Rocky', non-Rambo Sly Stallone movie.'

Categories

Most re-watchable scene
  • The opening scene – Sarah's harness fails, Gabe tries to save her, she falls. 'One of the greatest opening scenes of all time.'
  • Rooker vs. Delmar – the soccer play-by-play kicking scene, ending with 'Season's over, asshole.' People in the theater applauded.
  • Stallone vs. Leon/Kynette: 'No bullets, bitch.'
  • The plane-to-plane transfer – stuntman paid $1 million for the actual aerial stunt.
  • Clark's meltdown when Lithgow kills his girlfriend: 'Do you know what real love is? Sacrifice.'
What aged the best?
  • Rooker being so irrationally mad at Gabe – 'You did it your way and she died.' Gabe's comeback: 'It was a bad time for everybody.'
  • The score by Trevor Jones with the National Philharmonic Orchestra.
  • The rabbit scene: test audiences were so upset the rabbit died that Stallone spent $100K to reshoot it.
  • Stallone in the early 90s – Kyle: 'This is actually maybe Stallone's most handsome movie.'
  • Lithgow killing his girlfriend Crystal – 'Do you know what real love is? Sacrifice.'
Most cinematic shot

The opening shot of Stallone hanging on a cliff over the title 'Cliffhanger.' Kyle: 'That's the coolest shot.'

Weak link of the movie

The compromised FBI agents concept – 'You're devoted. All these background tests, all these checkpoints. Then you get in there and you're just going to throw it away after 20 years.'

What aged the worst?
  • Some rough green screen effects – Tom Cruise's Mission Impossible stunts 'took 'Cliffhanger' and took a shit on it.'
  • The abrupt ending – 1 minute 24 seconds from Lithgow's death to rolling credits.
  • The Bill & Ted rip-off stoner guys.
  • By the end Lithgow is going for ~$30 million – 'Hans Gruber was going after 640 million in the mid-80s.'
Roger Ebert's review

Quote from Rog's review:

Movies like this are machines for involving us and thrilling us, and Cliffhanger is a fairly good machine.
The hottest take award
  • Kyle: Sarah wanted to die – it was a suicide/inside job. She rigged the equipment, and her kiss to Gabe was saying goodbye.
  • Bill: Janine Turner was 'market corrected by Demi Moore' – both started on General Hospital as the Templeton sisters.
Casting what-ifs
  • David Bowie was Renny Harlin's first choice for Eric Qualen (declined).
  • Christopher Walken was cast as Qualen, left before filming. Bill: 'I think this movie's better with Walken.'
  • Dana Delaney was offered Jessie, turned it down.
Over-acting award
  • Michael Rooker – 'Don't you lose her, Gabe!' / 'You did it your way and she died' / 'This man never hurt anybody.'
  • Rex Linn as Travers – 'Tucker and Walker, we're missing 3 bags. What's in 'em? None of your fucking business.'
Best "that guy"
  • Winner: Zach Grenier (Davis, the FBI guy in the helicopter) – 'That guy's the winner because I didn't even look up his name. He's in everything.'
  • Also: Rex Linn, Caroline Goodall (mom in Hook, role in 'Disclosure'), Bruce McGill, Ralph Waite.
Best "heat check" performance

Co-winners: Leon (as Kynette) and whoever played Delmar – 'completely heat checking the shit out of both those parts.'

Re-casting couch
  • Kyle: Sandra Bullock in the romantic role, Wesley Snipes instead of Leon, Mel Gibson instead of Rooker.
  • Bill: Paul Newman as Frank, Tommy Lee Jones as Travers.
Half-assed (internet) research
  • Carolco was funded by shady money, possibly 'Middle Eastern mobsters or arms dealers.'
  • Before 'Cliffhanger', Stallone/Carolco cycled through three failed projects: 'Bartholomew vs. Neff' (comedy with John Candy), 'ISO Bar' (sci-fi horror), and 'Gale Force' ('Die Hard' in a hurricane).
  • Stallone sacrificed $2M of his salary when production ran out of money.
  • The glove in the opening: they used a glove two sizes too big filled with Vaseline.
  • Mountain scenes shot at the Dolomites in Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy.
Apex Mountain
  • Janine Turner: Yes – still on Northern Exposure plus lead in a $255M Stallone movie.
  • Michael Rooker: No – 'Days of Thunder' edges it for this era.
  • Botched plane transfers: 'This might have taken the cake.'
  • Renny Harlin: Maybe – this was one of his most successful movies.
Picking nits
  • Hal hates Gabe but then immediately tries to save him for the rest of the movie.
  • Gabe would die of frostbite wearing a T-shirt on a snowy mountain.
  • Nobody wears ski hats or ear protection.
  • The Denver Mint doesn't make paper money – it only produces coins.
  • Gabe's bodybuilder physique is wrong for a mountain climber.
Sequel, prequel, prestige TV or untouchable?

A sequel was planned called 'The Dam' – 'Die Hard' in a dam at the Hoover Dam. Planned for '94-'95, didn't happen.

Would this movie be better with...?

Sam Jackson as Travers: 'Of course it's better.'

(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • How good of a striker was Delmar? 'Second level English, cup of coffee, couple tryouts with Chelsea?'
  • Is the movie better if Rooker throws Jessie off the mountain at the end and says 'Now we're even'?
What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?

Both Bill and Kyle: The glove from the opening scene – 'up there with the Freddy Krueger glove, Michael Jackson's glove.'

Best (or worst!) life lessons from the movie

Bill: Don't take your novice climber girlfriend up to the scariest mountain, especially with an old knee injury.

Best double feature for this movie
  • Bill: Shoot to Kill (1988, Tom Berenger and Sidney Poitier).
  • Kyle: Drop Zone (Wesley Snipes) – 'kind of the same movie, just with Snipes instead of Stallone.'
Who won the movie?

Unanimous: Michael Rooker. Kyle: 'Sylvester Stallone is a bit of a passenger. The actual acting, dialogue and story goes to Rooker.' Craig: 'Clean sweep Rooker.'

Producer review

Craig Horlbeck hadn't seen it before. Loved it. Puts it ahead of Rambo in the Stallone filmography, alongside 'Cop Land'.