April 25, 2023

'Sudden Death'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt are ringside at Game 7 of the 1995 Stanley Cup finals as they rewatch 'Sudden Death,' starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Powers Boothe.

Movie poster

Cast

Jean-Claude Van Damme as Darren McCord

Powers Boothe as Joshua Foss

Directed by: Peter Hyams

Categories

Roger Ebert's review

Quote from Rog's review:

If in this season of peace on earth it would make you feel better to see a thriller in which thousands of hockey fans almost get blown up, then Sudden Death is your movie.
Most re-watchable scene
  • Van Damme plays goalie in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals, makes a glove save, then punches a player.
  • Powers Boothe laying out the plan in the luxury suite.
  • Van Damme vs. the Penguins mascot (terrorist in costume) in the kitchen – hand deep-fried, killed in industrial dishwasher.
  • Van Damme kills everyone in the helicopter – longest helicopter crash ever.
What aged the best?
  • Van Damme being named 'Darren McCord' – hilariously mismatched for a Belgian actor.
  • All the '80s/'90s action movie tropes – instant bank transfers, 'I think you ought to see this,' shooting a hostage to prove seriousness.
  • Van Damme talking French to Luc Robitaille.
  • Van Damme's actual performance – arguably his best acting role.
What aged the worst?
  • Dead little girl with eyes open in the first 30 seconds.
  • Bringing machine guns into a sporting event.
  • Powers Boothe's performance – mailed in, 3 out of 10 on the 'Rickman scale.'
  • The violence level – extremely casual, brutal '90s-style.
  • Fake NHL players due to the hockey lockout. No Lemieux in the game.
Most cinematic shot

The double roof fight scene – looks great visually.

Weak link of the movie

McCord's son (Ross Malinger) – disrespectful to his dad, never notices his sister is missing, sits in his seat for 2 hours.

The hottest take award
  • Kyle: This is the fictional sporting event he'd most want to attend – Game 7, Stanley Cup Finals, overtime, terrorist attack, evacuation.
  • Bill: It's time for another 'Die Hard at a sporting event' movie; baseball needs it most.
Casting what-ifs
  • Schwarzenegger turned it down (was doing 'True Lies').
  • Stallone turned it down (didn't like the script, then made Daylight a year later).
  • Bruce Willis turned it down (was doing 'Die Hard' with a Vengeance).
  • James Woods was supposed to play the Powers Boothe villain role.
Over-acting award

The Penguins hockey coach – 'some of the worst acting of any '80s/'90s action movie,' yelling at the goalie like an SNL sketch.

Best "that guy"
  • The Secret Service agent in the suite – also in Shawshank Redemption (the guard who asks Andy to set up a trust fund) and 'The Truman Show' as Truman's father.
  • Raymond J. Barry as the Vice President.
  • Audra Lindley (Mrs. Roper from Three's Company) as the old lady who gets killed.
Best "heat check" performance

The female terrorist in the Iceberg mascot costume who fights Van Damme, gets her hand deep-fried, and gets killed in the industrial dishwasher.

Re-casting couch
  • For Powers Boothe's villain: Kelsey Grammer ('evil Frasier'), Ron Perlman.
  • For Hallmark: Samuel L. Jackson (consensus best choice – 'we lost the motherfucking vice president' is written for him).
Half-assed (internet) research
  • Budget $35 million, grossed $64 million.
  • Released December 22, 1995 – one week after Heat.
  • Karen Baldwin (Penguins owner Howard Baldwin's wife) produced it; had the idea about the retractable roof at Pittsburgh Civic Arena.
  • Planned to film during a real NHL game but the lockout hit – used exhibition games, ~2,000 extras, and cardboard cutouts.
  • Luc Robitaille took acting classes with Karen Baldwin while playing for the Kings.
  • Van Damme's cocaine habit ($10K/week) effectively ended his theatrical career shortly after.
Apex Mountain

Nobody gets Apex Mountain – Powers Boothe ('Tombstone'/Deadwood are better), Van Damme ('Bloodsport' opened his career), hockey movies ('Miracle' is bigger), 'Die Hard' rip-offs (Speed/'Under Siege').

Picking nits
  • Why is being a fire engineer at Pittsburgh's hockey arena treated as an unrespected job?
  • Overtime was never part of Powers Boothe's plan – what happens to the bomb scheme?
  • The villain's name (Joshua Foss) is never said in the movie.
  • Nobody recognizes that Van Damme isn't the real goalie Tolliver.
  • Dressing as a hockey goalie takes way more than 2 minutes.
  • McCord can somehow make homemade explosives and dart guns as a fire marshal.
(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • Does Chicago protest the game because Pittsburgh used an illegal player?
  • Does Darren McCord get a page on Hockey Reference?
  • What's the sports media reaction the next day?
What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?
  • The Iceberg mascot suit.
  • The game-worn Brad Tolliver #35 Penguins jersey (worn by both Tolliver and Van Damme).
Best (or worst!) life lessons from the movie

If your kids think you're an unemployed loser, the best thing you can do is foil a terrorist attack in front of them.

Best double feature for this movie

'Sudden Death' + 'Under Siege' 2: Dark Territory (1995 vs 1995, Van Damme vs Seagal).

Who won the movie?

Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Producer review

Craig Horlbeck: first time seeing it, loved it. Says these cheesy '90s action movies are irreplaceable.