October 16, 2023

'So I Married an Axe Murderer'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey head to San Francisco for a night of slam poetry with Charlie Mackenzie as they revisit the 1993 comedy 'So I Married an Axe Murderer,' starring Mike Myers, Nancy Travis, and Anthony LaPaglia.

Movie poster

Cast

Mike Myers as Charlie Mackenzie / Stuart Mackenzie

Nancy Travis as Harriet

Anthony LaPaglia as Tony Giardino

Phil Hartman as Vicky (Alcatraz tour guide)

Charles Grodin as Commandeered car driver

Alan Arkin as Police captain

Directed by: Thomas Schlamme

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Roger Ebert's review

Quote from Rog's review:

A mediocre movie with a good one trapped inside wildly signaling to be set free.

Thought the Scottish family stuff should have been the whole movie.

Most re-watchable scene
  • The first Stuart Mackenzie family scene – 'Look at the size of that boy's heed!'
  • Phil Hartman as Vicky the Alcatraz tour guide – 'the funniest minute of the '90s.'
  • The Arkin/LaPaglia 'guys upstairs' scene.
  • Charles Grodin's car-commandeering moment.
What aged the best?
  • Early '90s San Francisco as a movie location, pre-Silicon Valley.
  • Early '90s coffee house culture – pre-Friends, post-Singles.
  • The Scottish Wall of Fame (Sir Harry Lauder, Sheena Easton, Alexander Graham Bell, Sean Connery, Jackie Stewart).
  • The supporting cast – all wanting to work with Mike Myers.
  • The Myers/LaPaglia friendship chemistry.
Most cinematic shot

The opening credits shot through the cappuccino cup with the Boo Radleys playing.

Best needle drop
  • Big Audio Dynamite song during the butcher shop flirting montage.
  • 'There She Goes' – plays 4 times in the movie, two different versions.
  • Spin Doctors 'Two Princes' on the soundtrack.
Weak link of the movie
  • The last 15 minutes – the chase/ending shifts to slapsticky tone that doesn't match the rest of the movie.
  • The rooftop chase with the antenna between fingers – very different tone.
What aged the worst?
  • The Pentavrite – because it led to the terrible Netflix show.
  • '90s green screen technology.
  • The birth of Mike Myers as a diva – difficult on-set reputation started here.
  • Myers's 'Hello' bits – hacky, didn't work.
  • Split screen technology for dual roles.
The hottest take award
  • Chris: Harriet and Charlie don't have real chemistry – all their getting-along scenes are montages.
  • Sean: Charlie is one of the 10 worst movie characters in history – no job, no discernible life beyond being a beat poet.
  • Bill: Nancy Travis has the worst taste in men of any actress in the last 35 years.
Casting what-ifs
  • Garry Shandling was the studio's choice.
  • Chevy Chase was attached – 'this feels like a Chevy movie.'
  • Woody Allen was allegedly on board for 3 weeks.
  • Sharon Stone was supposed to play Harriet AND Rose (twin roles).
  • Gary Busey was supposed to be Vicky but did Rookie of the Year instead – led to Phil Hartman getting it.
  • John Candy was first choice for the police captain.
Over-acting award
  • Amanda Plummer – 'Don't you call me lady!'
  • Mike Myers himself for the 'Hello' bits.
Best "that guy"

Luenell – plays the cop; also in 'A Star Is Born' and Borat.

Best "heat check" performance

Phil Hartman as Vicky the Alcatraz tour guide – one of the great single-scene performances.

Re-casting couch
  • Get Amanda Plummer out – Debbie Mazar as Rose.
  • Sandra Bullock discussed as a Harriet option (wasn't famous enough yet in 1993).
Half-assed (internet) research
  • Budget $20 million, grossed $11.5 million – bombed.
  • Myers had to put 3-4 hours of prosthetic makeup on to play Stuart.
  • Writers Guild gave credit to original writer Robbie Fox despite Myers's extensive rewrites.
  • Nancy Travis married the producer Robert Fried after filming.
  • The beat poem scene took ~14 hours to shoot because Myers kept flubbing takes.
  • Robin Hood: Men in Tights came out the same weekend.
Apex Mountain
  • Nancy Travis – this plus 'The Vanishing', same era.
  • Scotland – 1991 Teenage Fanclub, 1993 Axe Murderer, 1995 Braveheart, 1996 'Trainspotting'.
  • Early '90s pre-Silicon Valley San Francisco.
  • Weekly World News – 'never seen it used better in a movie.'
Picking nits
  • Charlie has no job – what does he do all day?
  • The dad says 'soccer' instead of 'football' – a Scottish person would say football.
  • Harriet is weirdly dark on first date talking about murder.
  • Nobody at the wedding mentions Harriet's previous dead husbands.
Sequel, prequel, prestige TV or untouchable?

Untouchable for sequel/prequel. All-black cast version discussed: Eddie Murphy playing multiple roles.

(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • Why is Meats of the World completely empty one day and completely packed the next?
  • Is the Machine Gun Kelly / Alcatraz 'bitch' story true?
  • What is haggis? (Actually answered: sheep organs in sheep stomach.)
Just one Oscar, who gets it?

Myers for Best Supporting Actor as Stuart Mackenzie.

What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?
  • The giant coffee cup from the opening.
  • The Scottish Wall of Fame.
  • Mike Myers's Karmann Ghia convertible.
Best (or worst!) life lessons from the movie

Get your marriage annulled if you find out on your honeymoon that your spouse is brutally widowed multiple times.

Best double feature for this movie
  • 'The Vanishing' – four hours of Nancy Travis.
  • Or Vertigo – another San Francisco movie.
Who won the movie?

Mike Myers won the movie.