'The Running Man'
The Ringer's Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt don't want to be the only assholes in heaven after rewatching the 1987 action sci-fi film 'The Running Man,' starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Richard Dawson, and Maria Conchita Alonso.

Cast
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Ben Richards
Richard Dawson as Damon Killian
Maria Conchita Alonso as Amber Mendez
Jesse Ventura as Captain Freedom
Yaphet Kotto as William Laughlin
Jim Brown as Fireball
Erland van Lidth as Dynamo
Kurt Fuller as Tony
Directed by: Paul Michael Glaser
Written by: Steven E. de Souza
Music by: Harold Faltermeyer
Notes
- $32 million budget, $38.1 million box office. Found its audience through cable/VHS – Bill expected it would have made ~$150 million given its cultural impact.
- Based on a Stephen King novel written under his pen name Richard Bachman. Set in 2017 (the book was set in 2025).
- The film predicted: reality TV, deep fakes, fake news, in-game gambling, a reality TV host becoming powerful/president, voice-activated household devices. Inspired American Gladiators.
- Came out the same year as 'Predator' (within ~4 months). Arnold had back issues during filming and couldn't lift; his biceps were only 17 inches (vs. 21 in 'Total Recall'). He's never shirtless.
- Christopher Reeve was originally attached to play Ben Richards in a darker version closer to the book. Chuck Woolery was the original choice for Killian but was unavailable; Arnold suggested Richard Dawson.
- Stanley Kubrick wanted Arnold for Full Metal Jacket but Arnold turned it down for 'Predator'/Running Man.
- Andrew Davis ('The Fugitive') was the original director but was fired after 2 weeks.
- Paula Abdul choreographed the cheerleader/dancer sequences – she was a Laker Girl at the time.
- When Arnold ran for Governor, his campaign bus was named 'The Running Man.'
Categories
Quote from Rog's review:
“Richard Dawson has at last found the role he was born to play.”
Ebert called it 'an arcade game for the big screen' and noted 'all the action scenes are versions of the same scenario.'
- Bill: The sequence of the slutty aerobics cheerleaders (choreographed by Paula Abdul) into Buzz Saw's entrance into Killian's entrance into the doctored Bakersfield Massacre deep-fake video. 'An elite 6 minutes.'
- Craig: Anytime they cut to Dawson hosting the game show.
- Other candidates: The escape from Wilshire Detention Zone (Chico's head exploding), Captain Freedom's Workout tape, the Sub Zero battle.
- The movie's prescient predictions: reality TV, deep fakes, fake news, in-game gambling, dystopian society.
- Two future governors in the movie (Ventura and Arnold).
- Captain Freedom as a sideline reporter (like Tom Rinaldi on steroids).
- The first 10 minutes of the movie (Tristar logo, font porn, helicopter, prison, Chico's head exploding, Dawson).
- Mick Fleetwood in old-age makeup that ended up looking like the real Mick Fleetwood in 2024.
- The cars looking like the Tesla Cybertruck.
- The opening graphics (mid-80s quality).
- Richard Dawson stunt casting is hard to explain to younger audiences who don't know him.
- Dynamo trying to assault Amber ('gets super weird for like 10 seconds').
- Yaphet Kotto's death scene dialogue: 'Push the uplink to the communications. Take care of my travel arrangements' – terrible line for a real actor.
- The Faltermeyer score sounds very similar to 'Beverly Hills Cop' 2.
Killian going through the Cadre Cola sign (with unexplained explosion, no net at the end).
Simultaneously best and worst: 'Restless Heart' by John Parr over the closing credits – 'one of the worst songs you've ever heard in your life.'
- The fight scenes aren't as good as you want them to be – compared to 'John Wick'-era choreography, they're lacking.
- The Sven scene at the end: his one unintelligible line that even closed captioning couldn't figure out.
- Kyle's stalker power rankings: #4 Fireball (doesn't catch anyone, doesn't kill anyone, dies immediately), #3 Dynamo, #2 Sub Zero, #1 Buzz Saw.
- Bill: 'The Running Man' premise should have been one of the greatest video games ever made (proto-Grand Theft Auto).
- Christopher Reeve was originally attached (darker version, closer to the book).
- Andrew Davis was the original director (fired after 2 weeks).
- Chuck Woolery was the original choice for Killian (unavailable; Arnold suggested Dawson).
- Jesse Ventura and Richard Dawson's back-and-forth: 'I was killing guys like this ten years ago with my bare hands' / 'What's the matter, steroids make you deaf?'
- Arnold's speech about ramming his fist up Killian's stomach and breaking his spine.
Kurt Fuller (Killian's right-hand man). Also played the Vince McMahon proxy in No Holds Barred, the director in 'Wayne's World'. Always plays a sniveling evil TV executive.
- Mrs. McArdle (the old lady): 'I could pick anyone I choose, and I choose Ben Richards... he's one mean motherfucker.'
- The '$200 on Richards' gambling guy.
The third escapee (the accountant with no personality) should have been Anthony Michael Hall or Robert Downey Jr.
- Steven E. de Souza wrote 15 drafts of the script.
- When Arnold ran for Governor, his campaign bus was named 'The Running Man.'
- Paula Abdul choreographed the cheerleader dances.
- Erland van Lidth (Dynamo) was a real baritone opera singer who died the same year the movie came out.
- The film inspired American Gladiators.
- Arnold: No – not yet, setting up for Terminator 2 / 'Total Recall' era.
- Richard Dawson: No – his apex was Match Game and Family Feud simultaneously. This was his last movie.
- Jesse Ventura: Maybe – WrestleMania 3 announcer, 'Predator', Running Man all the same year.
- Fake reality TV shows that predicted the future: Yes, definitely.
'It's literally called 'The Running Man'. I think it has to be Cruise.' Cruise running on the tarmac 'would be absolutely fucking flying.'
- Arnold's name is Ben Richards (least realistic Arnold character name – he's Austrian).
- Ben Richards murders 60 people but just gets thrown in detention, no death sentence.
- The gambling odds: 100-to-1 on Richards after he's already killed multiple stalkers.
- Amber goes from terrified to Uzi-wielding action hero in 6 minutes.
- The 'raw' Bakersfield video has cinematic multi-angle shots including a POV of Richards.
- Bill is good with a sequel, especially given deep fakes and reality TV developments.
- Kyle wants a prequel: The Rise of Killian, how he created the show, young Captain Freedom.
- Will a show where people are actually killed on TV ever happen?
- Who is Fireball in the remake? (Marshawn Lynch suggested).
- Did Arnold and Maria Conchita Alonso have an affair during filming?
- Kyle: A VHS copy of Captain Freedom's Workout – 'I want to do it unironically in my house.'
- Bill: The Hate Boat poster.
Deep fakes are dangerous, even in 1987.
Kyle: 'The Running Man' + 'Predator' 2 (Maria Conchita Alonso connection).
Richard Dawson. Both agree – Arnold had already won 'Predator' earlier that year. 'You're walking out of the theater like, fucking Richard Dawson was awesome in that movie. Who knew?'
- Craig had never seen the movie before. Called it 'the most rewatchable Arnold movie outside of the Terminator.'
- 'I'm not convinced this movie wasn't just a Mad Lib that they filled out in an hour.'
- Called Killian a 'terrible GM' for putting Arnold on the show without considering he could take down all the stalkers.