'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves'
The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan steal from the rich and pod for the poor as they kick off "Wait, this movie made HOW much money?" month with a rewatch of 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves,' starring Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman, and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.

Cast
Kevin Costner as Robin of Locksley
Morgan Freeman as Azeem
Alan Rickman as Sheriff of Nottingham
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio as Maid Marian
Christian Slater as Will Scarlet
Sean Connery as King Richard
Directed by: Kevin Reynolds
Music by: Michael Kamen
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Quote from Rog's review:
“Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is a murky, unfocused, violent and depressing version of the classic story.”
- Said Costner's performance was uninspired.
- Liked Rickman's performance but thought he was in a different movie.
- Alan Rickman's 'cancel Christmas' scene – the Sheriff stealing every scene he's in.
- The sword fight between Robin and the Sheriff at the end.
- Alan Rickman's performance – completely understood the assignment and created one of the great over-the-top villains.
- Morgan Freeman's quiet dignity as Azeem – gave the film some gravitas.
- The '(Everything I Do) I Do It for You' Bryan Adams song becoming one of the biggest hits of the '90s.
The flaming arrow shot at the end – Robin shoots the arrow and it flies in slow motion to light the funeral pyre.
- Bryan Adams '(Everything I Do) I Do It for You' – number one for 7 weeks, became the anthem of the movie.
- Michael Kamen's score – overture is genuinely great, one of the best adventure scores of the era.
- Kevin Costner's accent – doesn't even attempt an English accent, just plays Robin Hood as a California guy.
- The witch subplot with the Sheriff's cousin – tonally bizarre and adds nothing.
- Costner's complete lack of English accent – makes zero effort.
- The attempted rape scene of Marian by the Sheriff – very uncomfortable by modern standards.
- Some of the action sequences look very '90s TV-quality.
- This movie made $390 million worldwide on a $48 million budget – one of the most inexplicably huge hits of the '90s.
- Rickman's performance might actually hurt the movie because it exposes how bland everyone else is.
- Mel Gibson was the first choice for Robin Hood.
- The movie was essentially greenlit to compete with a rival Robin Hood project.
- Alan Rickman – full category winner. 'I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!' He improvised much of his performance.
- The witch character – completely unhinged.
- Michael McShane as Friar Tuck – does the jolly friar thing perfectly.
- Michael Wincott as Guy of Gisborne – great gravelly-voiced villain henchman.
What if you put a real English actor as Robin Hood? Hugh Grant in his prime? Daniel Day-Lewis?
- Budget was $48 million, grossed $390.5 million worldwide.
- Bryan Adams song was number one on the Billboard Hot 100 for 7 consecutive weeks.
- Kevin Reynolds and Costner had a falling out during production – Reynolds reportedly said 'Kevin should only direct himself in the future' (referencing Dances with Wolves).
- Alan Rickman – made the whole movie work and became a legend for this performance.
- Bryan Adams – '(Everything I Do) I Do It for You' was the biggest hit of his career.
- Kevin Costner's box office clout – this was peak 'Costner opens anything' era.
- Why doesn't Costner even try an accent? Everyone else in the movie is British.
- The geography makes no sense – they land at the White Cliffs of Dover and walk to Nottingham by nightfall.
Robin Hood as a prestige TV series could actually work – the outlaw band, the political intrigue, the class warfare themes.
- The Alan Rickman 'cancel Christmas' clip – endlessly rewatchable.
- The Bryan Adams song on cassette single.
Alan Rickman won the movie. Not even close.
- Sometimes the villain IS the movie.
- You don't need an accent if you have enough star power (debatable lesson).
Would give it to Alan Rickman for Best Supporting Actor – one of the great snubs that he wasn't even nominated.
- Does this movie work at all without Rickman?
- Did Costner know he wasn't doing an accent, or did he think he was?
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) – Mel Brooks' parody that came out two years later.
Craig Horlbeck producing.