June 28, 2022

'Project X'

The parents are gone for the weekend, and The Ringer's Bill Simmons, David Jacoby, and Craig Horlbeck try to host the most epic podcast of all time. They head to North Pasadena to rewatch 'Project X' starring Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper, and Kirby Bliss Blanton.

Movie poster

Cast

Thomas Mann as Thomas Kub

Oliver Cooper as Costa

Dax Flame as Dax

Alexis Knapp as Alexis

Miles Teller as Freshman

Rick Shapiro as T-Rick

Directed by: Nima Nourizadeh

Written by: Michael Bacall, Matt Drake

Produced by: Todd Phillips

Notes

  • 28% on Rotten Tomatoes based on 130 reviews, but made $102.7 million on a $12 million budget.
  • The three leads (Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper, Jonathan Daniel Brown) were cast through a nationwide open call.
  • Directed by music video director Nima Nourizadeh, hand-picked by producer Todd Phillips.
  • The hosts proposed renaming the 'Slow Ride' needle drop category to the 'Pursuit of Happiness' needle drop category after this episode.
  • Found footage format – Dax Flame's character films the entire party as a documentary.
  • Miles Teller has a small role before becoming a major star.
  • Jacoby considers this one of the greatest films ever made and uses 'Pursuit of Happiness' (Steve Aoki remix) as a personal antidepressant.

Categories

Most re-watchable scene
  • The Pursuit of Happiness montage – right after the cops leave, everything is huge but still going well. Jacoby says it's 'far and away' the winner.
  • The final act when the party spirals completely out of control with the flamethrower.
  • T-Rick driving the Mercedes into the pool.
What aged the best?
  • Miles Teller being in this movie before becoming a major star.
  • Wheelchair Robert – gets mentioned early ('even wheelchair Robert got a hand job') but never shows up at the party. The hosts want a director's cut with his side story.
  • The dog – one of the great movie dogs. Even the dog gets laid.
  • Jimmy Kimmel's cameo at the end.
  • The Santa Claus filled with ecstasy – hilarious callback when Miles Teller destroys it.
  • The soundtrack – in the running for best soundtrack of the last 10 years.
  • The freeze frame 'where are they now' ending.
  • The nerds-trying-to-get-popular format – always works.
What aged the worst?
  • The disclaimer at the beginning – weird for a comedy.
  • Costa's inappropriate language throughout.
  • The Playboy 'Pack 10 issue' reference – Playboy doesn't even publish nudity anymore.
  • Dax filming Thomas and Alexis hooking up in the closet – 'probably illegal.'
Best needle drop
  • Winner: 'Pursuit of Happiness' by Kid Cudi (Steve Aoki remix) – the perfect moment at the perfect part of the party.
  • Runner-up: 'Heads Will Roll' (A-Trak remix) by Yeah Yeah Yeahs – plays during the ecstasy sequence. Any other movie, it wins.
  • The entire soundtrack is stacked: Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Machine Gun Kelly, Lil Jon's 'Get Out of Your Mind.'
Most cinematic shot

The roof shot – 'look at what we've done.'

Weak link of the movie
  • Jacoby: No weak links. It's a perfect film.
  • Craig: The mom – looked like the beginning of a porno with Costa at the fridge.
  • Bill: Needed 15% more from J.B.
The hottest take award
  • Craig: The party was worth it for Thomas Kub – he gained confidence, was voted most likely to succeed.
  • Bill: Project XX (the college sequel four years later) is one of the biggest missed sequel opportunities of the last decade. The movie made over $100 million and the path was obvious.
  • Jacoby: This is the greatest piece of art that our species has ever accomplished.
Over-acting award
  • The high school bully Brendan – 'the only one who was actually acting,' seemed like he came out of 1974.
  • T-Rick goes a little hard – 'Give me back my fucking gnome.'
  • The dad's phone call – everyone in the movie is on 11.
Re-casting couch

Craig wanted a low-level pop star to show up and perform at the party – like a Bobby Brackins, someone who was weirdly popular in 2012.

Best "that guy"

T-Rick (Rick Shapiro) – used to be a magician, drives his Mercedes into the pool, returns with a flamethrower. Everyone in this movie is a That Guy.

Apex Mountain
  • Every cast member except Miles Teller – the IMDBs are pretty grim for everyone after this.
  • Alexis Knapp – ended up in all three 'Pitch Perfect' movies, probably did the best.
  • North Pasadena – arguable Apex Mountain as a movie location.
  • Movie parties – if you did the bracket, this is definitely a one-seed. Animal House, House Party (1990) are the competition.
  • Ecstasy in a movie – no downside, no hangover, everyone's fine the next day.
  • Roof jumps – at least in the final four (Almost Famous is the go-to).
  • Bouncy castles – best use of a bouncy castle in a movie.
  • Jonah Hill ripoff characters – the peak and the valley.
  • Sweater vests.
Picking nits

The zipline – way more complicated than they make it look, and they never work.

Would this movie be better with...?
  • Wayne Jenkins playing one of the cops – 'Wayne Jenkins is undefeated in this category.'
  • Samuel L. Jackson would have been fun.
Just one Oscar, who gets it?
  • Jacoby: Best Film Editing – every montage hits perfectly, the found footage, the music editing. 'Argo' won that year; 'Project X' could have bumped one of the nominees.
  • Bill: Best Original Song for 'Pursuit of Happiness' – 'Skyfall' (Adele) won that year.
(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • Why was Wheelchair Robert not at the party?
  • Wouldn't the dog have died?
  • Wouldn't T-Rick have to pay for most of the damage since he burned it down with the flamethrower?
  • Did T-Rick live? (Yes, shown on a stretcher.)
  • Would Euphoria happen without this movie? Did 'Project X' pave the way visually?
  • Bill's son: Why didn't you show me this movie sooner?
Best double feature for this movie
  • Bill: Animal House and 'Project X' – the bookends, 25 years apart.
  • Jacoby: 'Project X' twice.
  • 'Risky Business' or Revenge of the Nerds also appropriate.
What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?
  • Craig: Costa's chalice – carry it around every time you have friends over. Worth $5,000 to Jacoby.
  • Bill: The crispy minivan or one of the backup Santa Claus props.
  • Jacoby: The flamethrower or the double-middle-finger gnome.
  • The tequila gun was a popular runner-up.
Best (or worst!) life lessons from the movie
  • Bill: Parents should never go anywhere when they have kids between 14 and 18.
  • Craig: Don't go to your neighbors and tell them you're going to have a party – it doesn't work.
  • Jacoby: Don't go chasing waterfalls – Kirby is the real one, Alexis will be on to a college guy next week.
Who won the movie?
  • Bill: The soundtrack / music, and David Jacoby – he's talked about this movie more than anyone probably ever.
  • Jacoby: Kid Cudi – that song in that moment hit so hard.
  • Craig: The music, or just the fact that this movie was made – all of us. Humanity won.
Sequel, prequel, prestige TV or untouchable?
  • Craig: The sequel is so easy – Costa's at Chico State, Thomas gets out of prison and visits for Costa's 21st birthday.
  • Jacoby: Copy and paste format with new characters, like White Lotus.