August 07, 2023

'National Lampoon's Vacation'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan pack up the station wagon and head to Walley World to rewatch Harold Ramis's 1983 classic 'National Lampoon's Vacation,' starring Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, and Anthony Michael Hall.

Movie poster

Cast

Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold

Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold

Anthony Michael Hall as Rusty Griswold

Dana Barron as Audrey Griswold

Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie

Imogene Coca as Aunt Edna

John Candy as Lasky (Wally World security guard)

Christie Brinkley as The Girl in the Ferrari

Eugene Levy as Ed the car salesman

Jane Krakowski as Cousin Eddie's daughter

Brian Doyle-Murray as Kamp Komfort clerk

Directed by: Harold Ramis

Written by: John Hughes

Notes

  • Ebert had no formal review; on Siskel & Ebert he was 'relatively dismissive' and preferred the first half over the second half.

Categories

Most re-watchable scene
  • The Cousin Eddie sequence / meeting the family on the farm.
  • The Dodge City Wild West scene where Clark gets shot with blanks.
  • Clark kidnapping John Candy at Wally World; Clark's 'we're all gonna have so much fucking fun' outburst.
What aged the best?
  • Opening credits with Lindsay Buckingham's 'Holiday Road' and the postcards.
  • Chevy Chase's physical comedy and throwaway lines – drying dishes with food, not knowing where the gas tank is.
  • Beverly D'Angelo's performance; Christie Brinkley as an 80s icon; young Jane Krakowski.
Best needle drop
  • 'Holiday Road' by Lindsay Buckingham – unanimous pick for the opening credits.
  • Discussion of apex mountain for 80s movie theme songs: Holiday Road vs. Power of Love vs. Danger Zone.
Weak link of the movie

Van says 'I don't know if there is one'; if forced, Audrey (Dana Barron) does less than Rusty.

What aged the worst?
  • Beverly D'Angelo's unnecessary nudity (shower scene shoehorned in).
  • Clark's home computer looks ancient; Chariots of Fire jokes don't land for anyone under 35.
  • Anthony Michael Hall being visibly taller in reshot Wally World scenes.
The hottest take award
  • Anthony Michael Hall is the greatest teenage actor ever – the Deniro/Pacino/Brando of teen actors.
  • Clark wasn't entirely wrong to test the waters at the motel because Ellen kept rejecting his advances.
Casting what-ifs
  • Kim Cattrall was allegedly the original choice for Ellen.
  • John Landis was wanted to direct but was filming An American Werewolf in London.
Over-acting award
  • Imogene Coca as Aunt Edna – screams the entire movie.
  • Christie Brinkley – 'can't act,' just being Christie Brinkley.
Best "that guy"
  • The actor from The White Shadow who plays the guy with the basketball in St. Louis.
  • Dana Barron (Audrey) who later dated Brandon Walsh on 90210.
  • Brian Doyle-Murray.
Best "heat check" performance
  • Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie – the ultimate scene stealer.
  • Eugene Levy, Dinky the Dog, John Candy, Young Jane Krakowski.
Re-casting couch
  • All-black cast version: Regina Hall as Clark, Sterling K. Brown as Ellen, JB Smoove as Cousin Eddie.
  • Catherine Hahn as Cousin Eddie's wife.
Half-assed (internet) research
  • Budget $50 million (may be misstated), made $61.4 million domestic.
  • Wagon Queen Family Truckster was custom-built from a 1979 Ford LTD Country Squire.
  • Original ending: Griswolds hold Roy Wally's family hostage; test audiences hated it, reshot with John Candy.
Apex Mountain
  • Chevy Chase – debated between this and 'Fletch'; Clark Griswold may be more iconic.
  • Christie Brinkley – definitely yes (this and 'Uptown Girl' around same time).
  • Beverly D'Angelo – yes; family vacation movies as a genre.
Picking nits
  • Wally World would never be closed for two weeks, especially in summer.
  • The kids would be more traumatized by Aunt Edna's death.
  • No criminal charges for Clark after the Wally World hostage situation.
Just one Oscar, who gets it?

Has to be Chevy Chase.

(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • Where was Christie Brinkley going? Was she stalking the Griswolds?
  • Why didn't Beverly D'Angelo have a bigger career?
Best double feature for this movie

Summer Rental with John Candy (outside the Griswold universe).

What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?
  • The 'LOVE ME' license plate from Christie Brinkley's Ferrari.
  • The Griswold family truckster.
Best (or worst!) life lessons from the movie
  • Spend time with your family.
  • Take the long way around.
Who won the movie?

Chevy Chase – unanimous.

Producer review

Craig Horlbeck – said the movie didn't really hit for him watching it now; found the pacing weird; 'funnier to talk about than to watch'.