July 05, 2022

'Misery'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman are the no. 1 fans of Rob Reiner's 'Misery,' starring James Caan and Kathy Bates and based on the novel by Stephen King.

Movie poster

Cast

James Caan as Paul Sheldon

Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes

Frances Sternhagen as Virginia

Lauren Bacall as Marcia Sindell

J.T. Walsh as State Trooper

Directed by: Rob Reiner

Written by: William Goldman

Music by: Marc Shaiman

Notes

  • $20 million budget, grossed $61.3 million at the box office.
  • Stephen King's favorite character he's ever written is Annie Wilkes.
  • King didn't admit for two decades that Annie Wilkes represented his dependency on drugs – the hobbling represented how he couldn't escape addiction.
  • King was so protective of the book that he wouldn't sell the rights until Rob Reiner was involved.
  • Goldman originally wrote the hobbling as a chopping scene (matching the book). George Roy Hill turned down directing because of it. Goldman admitted after seeing Reiner's change: 'I was wrong.'
  • Warren Beatty was pursued for Paul Sheldon but wouldn't play a loser/crippled character.
  • Goldman wrote: they spent six months looking for an actor and never once mentioned Richard Gere's name because he was so 'dead' at the time (before 'Pretty Woman' revived his career).
  • Kathy Bates was the first woman to win Best Actress for a horror/thriller. Only Stephen King adaptation to win a major Oscar.
  • Best Actress nominees that year: Bates (Misery), Anjelica Huston (The Grifters), Julia Roberts ('Pretty Woman'), Meryl Streep (Postcards from the Edge), Joanne Woodward (Mr. and Mrs. Bridge).
  • James Caan showed up hungover one day and all his scenes were unusable. Reiner told him there was 'a problem at the lab.'
  • Kathy Bates was a big rehearsal person, Caan was a 'let's see how it goes' person. Reiner found middle ground.
  • Goldman wrote about Paul Sheldon having four seats at the Knicks – a Goldman self-insert detail.
  • Rob Reiner had an uncredited appearance as the helicopter pilot.
  • The fake legs for the hobbling scene were molded out of gelatin with wires in the prosthetic ankles; holes were cut in the bed for Caan's real legs.
  • A Broadway adaptation was done in 2015 with Bruce Willis and Laurie Metcalf, with Goldman writing the script.
  • Bill's Rob Reiner filmography run: Spinal Tap, 'The Sure Thing', 'Stand By Me', 'The Princess Bride', 'When Harry Met Sally', Misery, 'A Few Good Men' – then North ended the streak.

Categories

Roger Ebert's review

Quote from Rog's review:

The Kathy Bates performance is trickier and more special than it might seem. She projects such a plausible sense of menace that her character becomes truly frightening.
  • Ebert called it 'a good story, a natural,' but felt there was a ceiling on how inspired it could get.
  • Bill and Koppelman both would have gone three and a half stars.
Most re-watchable scene
  • The hobbling scene – one of the most famous scenes of the 1990s.
  • Bill's pick: The dinner scene – Annie possibly spills the wine intentionally, great acting and writing.
  • The tomato soup scene – the first time we see she's crazy, the 'effing pig feed' rant.
  • Paul's first time getting out of the wheelchair and exploring the house.
  • The burning of the manuscript scene.
  • Buster showing up and getting shot through the chest.
  • The final fight – Paul measures with the typewriter, swings his broken leg to trip Annie.
  • Paul falls asleep holding the knife and wakes up to Annie's face lit by lightning.
What aged the best?
  • 'Mr. Man' – Bill and his wife have been using it as a running joke for 20 years.
  • Annie Wilkes and Hannibal Lecter as back-to-back-year great thriller characters (1990 and 1991).
  • The Farnsworth/Sternhagen marriage subplot – great in limited screen time.
  • The hobbling change from chopping (the book) to hobbling was really smart.
  • The 'N' key not working on the typewriter – writer PTSD.
  • Marc Shaiman's score.
What aged the worst?
  • The hobbling scene itself – how painful it is to watch.
  • Writing on a typewriter.
  • The pacing is a little slow for rewatching.
  • The book agent taking you to the Four Seasons for lunch – the four-star book business is 'ridiculous' now.
Weak link of the movie

The Paul Sheldon search party situation – this is supposedly one of the biggest, most famous writers alive, he checks out of a known hotel, and there's barely any search effort.

Best needle drop

The happy opening credit song with trumpets.

Most cinematic shot

When Paul falls asleep holding the knife, wakes up, and Annie's face appears as lightning flashes – camera pushing up.

The hottest take award

Bill: Kathy Bates in Misery is the best Best Actress performance of the 1990s, 2000s, 2010s, or this decade. The most famous character performance. Over Frances McDormand in 'Fargo', Charlize Theron in Monster, and all others.

Casting what-ifs
  • Paul Sheldon was offered to William Hurt (twice), Kevin Kline, Michael Douglas, Harrison Ford, Dustin Hoffman, De Niro, Pacino, Richard Dreyfuss, Gene Hackman, Robert Redford – all turned it down.
  • Warren Beatty was seriously pursued but wouldn't play a crippled loser.
  • Jack Nicholson was also tried.
  • Richard Gere was Goldman's ideal choice but was so 'dead' nobody even mentioned his name.
  • For Annie: Anjelica Huston and Bette Midler both passed.
  • Goldman's insight: stars bring history with them – Kathy Bates being unknown was crucial.
Over-acting award

No overacting – Kathy Bates is perfect. 'She threw a perfect game.'

Best "that guy"
  • Richard Farnsworth as the sheriff.
  • Frances Sternhagen as the sheriff's wife – known as Cliff Clavin's mom from Cheers.
Re-casting couch
  • Robin Williams as Paul Sheldon – Koppelman's pick, 'would have been incredible.'
  • Robert Duvall as Paul Sheldon – Bill's pick.
  • For Lauren Bacall's agent role: Faye Dunaway or Jane Fonda.
  • Philip Baker Hall in the Richard Farnsworth sheriff role.
Half-assed (internet) research
  • James Caan showed up hungover one day; all scenes unusable. Reiner lied about 'a problem at the lab.'
  • Stephen King said Annie Wilkes is his favorite character he's ever written.
  • Kathy Bates was a big rehearsal person, Caan was not – Reiner found middle ground.
  • Broadway adaptation in 2015 with Bruce Willis and Laurie Metcalf.
  • The fake legs were gelatin with wire for bending; holes in the bed for Caan's real legs.
  • Rob Reiner has an uncredited appearance as the helicopter pilot.
Apex Mountain
  • Kathy Bates: No question, this is her apex.
  • Crazy obsessed fans in a movie: King of Comedy is the top, but Misery is up there.
  • Colorado in a movie: The Overlook Hotel ('The Shining') is probably its apex.
  • Stephen King movies: Shawshank Redemption.
  • Rob Reiner: 'A Few Good Men' or 'When Harry Met Sally'.
Picking nits
  • Annie said she followed Paul's car, but in the opening credits there is no car behind him at any point.
  • Villains keeping scrapbooks of their evil deeds – always ludicrous.
  • Paul is rich and famous – why is he staying in a hotel in Colorado? He should own a place there.
  • Paul had a knife and fell asleep. Bill: 'I am up all night. What I'm not doing is falling asleep.'
  • The pooping/peeing situation for someone bedridden for six months is barely addressed.
Sequel, prequel, prestige TV or untouchable?
  • Limited series, flip the genders (two women) or make it same-sex.
  • Bill's pitch: modern 2022, all-female Misery.
  • Koppelman notes you'd have to deal with cell phones and findability in a modern setting.
(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • How did Annie get out of jail after killing all those babies as 'the dragon lady'?
  • Why wasn't there a bigger search party for one of America's most famous authors?
  • What does Paul Sheldon miss in the sports world while trapped?
What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?
  • Koppelman: The unfiltered cigarette on the table.
  • Bill: The typewriter with blood on it from the final scene.
Best (or worst!) life lessons from the movie
  • Don't have fans.
  • Don't drive a 1966 Mustang during a blizzard.
  • Check the weather before you leave your lodge.
  • Have a routine where you check in with people before and after you leave someplace.
Best double feature for this movie
  • Bill and Koppelman agree: King of Comedy and Misery.
  • Also considered: 'Stand By Me' (double Reiner/King), Dead Zone (double King).
Who won the movie?

Kathy Bates, no doubt. Koppelman adds Rob Reiner as well.

Producer review
  • Craig Horlbeck (first-time viewer): 'I'll never see Kathy Bates the same way again. She terrified me probably more than any character I can remember.'
  • Praised James Caan's ability to play Annie's game while clearly terrified.