June 19, 2023

'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey set off in search of eternal life as they rewatch the third installment in the Indiana Jones franchise, 'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade,' starring Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, and Alison Doody. Directed by Steven Spielberg.

Movie poster

Cast

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones

Sean Connery as Henry Jones Sr.

River Phoenix as Young Indiana Jones

Alison Doody as Elsa Schneider

Denholm Elliott as Marcus Brody

Julian Glover as Walter Donovan

Michael Byrne as Ernst Vogel

Robert Eddison as Grail Knight

Directed by: Steven Spielberg

Written by: Jeffrey Boam

Produced by: Kathleen Kennedy

Categories

Roger Ebert's review

Quote from Rog's review:

There is a style and a humor here that makes Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade enormously entertaining.

Siskel gave it a thumbs down.

Most re-watchable scene
  • The Young Indiana Jones (River Phoenix) opening on the circus train.
  • Finding the Brothers' tomb in Venice – 'X marks the spot,' the rats, the boat chase.
  • The ending sequence: Henry getting shot, the three trials, choosing the right grail, 'Indiana, let it go'.
What aged the best?
  • Nazis as villains – 'you don't get any better for a movie villain'.
  • Connery and Ford both sleeping with Elsa – ballsy choice for 1989.
  • The Hitler autograph scene – 'really really smart, well done'.
Most cinematic shot

The final horizon/sunset shot with the Indy music – classic Spielberg horizon line.

Best needle drop

The Indiana Jones theme kicking in during the final sunset ride.

Weak link of the movie
  • Alison Doody as Elsa – too young (21), not memorable enough; her IMDb 'spoke for itself the next 35 years'.
  • Marion (Karen Allen) should have been in all the movies; non-Marion female leads are consistently the weak link.
What aged the worst?
  • The special effects, especially the biplane/zeppelin escape – 'felt like two guys in a sound stage'.
  • The 12-year age gap between Ford (46) and Connery (58) playing father and son.
  • Long fistfights feel dated after modern action films like 'John Wick' 4.
The hottest take award
  • The River Phoenix prequel should have been its own movie in 1989, with Last Crusade following in 1990.
  • There could have been 15 Indiana Jones movies – enough ideas for many more adventures.
Casting what-ifs
  • Gregory Peck and Jon Pertwee were backup choices for Henry Jones Sr. if Connery said no.
  • Amanda Redmond turned down Elsa due to a real-life fear of rats.
  • Laurence Olivier was considered for the Grail Knight but passed away.
Over-acting award
  • Michael Byrne as Ernst Vogel – 'really working extremely hard in this movie'.
  • John Rhys-Davies – always delivering lines 'at the top of his register'.
Best "that guy"
  • The Grail Knight (Robert Eddison) – world-class stage actor who hadn't been in a film since 1948; 'Choose wisely' became a meme.
  • Alison Doody – forever 'the lady from Indy 3'.
Re-casting couch

Greta Scacchi, Sharon Stone, or Michelle Pfeiffer as Elsa – 'go get me one more All Star'.

Half-assed (internet) research
  • Budget $48 million, made $472 million – #1 movie worldwide in 1989.
  • Tom Stoppard did uncredited dialogue polish, especially the Ford/Connery exchanges.
  • 2,000-7,000 rats specially bred disease-free for the catacombs scene; most Nazi uniforms are authentic WWII uniforms.
Apex Mountain
  • Harrison Ford – discussed as a 'second apex' given his career length.
  • The Holy Grail: second apex after the Last Supper/Crucifixion.
  • Rats in a movie: possibly apex mountain for rats.
Picking nits
  • The Holy Grail has too many conditions – can't take it past the seal, so what's the point?
  • Walter Donovan instantly drinks from the cup Elsa chose without taking time to think.
Just one Oscar, who gets it?

Connery for Best Supporting Actor – this performance warranted another nomination after 'The Untouchables'.

(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • Is the Holy Grail like HGH for athletes?
  • Has anyone ever punched more guys in movies than Harrison Ford?
  • What happened to the adventure genre?
Best double feature for this movie

'Raiders of the Lost Ark' – 'don't overthink it'.

What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?

The Grail cup – 'that would be the fucking coolest thing you can own'.

Best (or worst!) life lessons from the movie
  • Chase what you believe in, not just a prize – 'Elsa never really believed in the Grail'.
  • When you've spent your entire life searching for something, take a beat and think about it before choosing.
Who won the movie?

Bill and Chris: Harrison Ford; Sean Fantasy: Steven Spielberg.

Producer review

Craig Horlbeck.