'The Equalizer'
The Ringer's Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan and Bill's dad revisit the 2014 action-thriller 'The Equalizer,' starring Denzel Washington, Marton Csokas, and Chloe Grace Moretz.

Cast
Denzel Washington as Robert McCall
Chloe Grace Moretz as Alina/Teri
Marton Csokas as Teddy
David Harbour as Masters
Melissa Leo as Susan Plummer
Bill Pullman as Brian Plummer
Directed by: Antoine Fuqua
Music by: Harry Gregson-Williams
Notes
- Budget: $60 million. Box office: $173 million. Spawned two sequels.
- The only trilogy Denzel has ever done.
- Denzel added the OCD elements and the Melissa Leo/Bill Pullman backstory himself, interviewing OCD people for research.
- The Bridge Diner was a set – studio rented a building in Chelsea and converted it over two months.
- Wesley Morris's Grantland review: 'Denzel pornography. The multiple endings are multi-orgasmic.'
- Bill Sr. coined the 'five o'clocker' concept – a mediocre action movie you'd catch at 5 PM. This is 'better than a five o'clocker – a 7:30 prime time movie.'
Categories
Unanimous: Denzel goes to see the Russians (Slavi's office) – the $9,800 scene where he locks the door and kills everyone. Bill: 'Elite six minutes for an action movie.' Bill Sr.: 'If you could only watch 10 minutes, that's those 10 minutes.'
- 'Who the fuck are you?' – the classic action movie line, said multiple times.
- Denzel never uses a gun in the movie.
- Boston as a setting / Russian mobsters in Boston.
- Taking the local bus to your final fight showdown.
- Identifying someone's profession by looking at their hands.
- Chris: The dissolve from Teddy stretching / his tattoos to the Boston skyline – 'Antoine's really cooking here.'
- Bill: The overhead shot of Teddy's tattoos – 'It almost looks like it's moving.'
- Bill: 'Vengeance' by Zack Hemsey during the Home Depot massacre.
- Chris: 'New Dawn Fades' by Moby (originally from Heat) before the credits.
- Bill: It's not a real Home Depot – 'it really bothers me.'
- Chris: The Alina/Teri music career subplot.
- Bill Sr.: 'There's no weak link in the film.'
- Explaining Old Man and the Sea to a 17-year-old Russian prostitute.
- David Harbour's Boston accent – 'an absolute front.'
- Chris: The OCD stuff – 'I don't really think it lends a ton to the story.'
- Chris: Robert can't be a passenger – he's too qualified to let Ralphie be the security guard.
- Bill: Denzel might be his favorite Desert Island actor filmography (over Cruise and Stallone).
- In 2010, it was supposed to be Russell Crowe as the Equalizer, directed by Paul Haggis.
- Nicholas Winding Refn was attached to direct, left one month before production.
- For the Moretz role, they originally auditioned adult women; she won over Fuqua at 17.
- Chris: David Harbour – 'Harbor is screaming the entire movie.'
- Teddy (Marton Csokas) 'does dial it up a couple of times.'
Chris: Johnny Messner – the diner assassin / power lines guy.
- Bill Sr.: Ralphie's mother – 'Just looking at the heavens when she gets like $9,000.'
- Chris: Slavi (David Meunier).
- Bill: Melissa Leo, Bill Pullman.
- Denzel's apartment at 40 Falcon Street, East Boston (can be Google Earthed).
- The Bridge Diner was a converted building in Chelsea – the diner doesn't actually exist.
- Denzel added the OCD elements and backstory himself.
- Teddy's tattoo (CMEPTB) is Russian for 'death.'
- Robert's last book is Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man.
- East Boston as a movie location: Yes – 'Hands down.'
- Boston Herald trucks: Yes – 'I don't remember a Herald truck figuring more prominently into pop culture.'
- Fake Home Depots / hardware store as killing field: Yes.
- Denzel: No (too many peaks).
- Would a diner really stay open all night in East Boston?
- He kills six guys because of a Russian prostitute he's talked to three times.
- The $9,800 figure – where did that come from?
- Denzel playing right field on the softball team (should be left field).
- Did Alina/Elena know McCall was the one helping her?
- Did Robert fly commercial to Russia to kill Pushkin?
- Did he go back to work at Home Mart on Monday?
- Equalizer 2.
- 'Man on Fire' – Chris: 'Pretend Creasy lives.'
Bill and Chris: The watch (Suunto Core All Black with modified stopwatch).
- Bill: Don't cross Denzel.
- Chris: 'When you pray for rain, you got to deal with the mud too.'
Denzel – unanimously. They've never done a Denzel movie where he didn't win the movie.