March 05, 2024

'Road House'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Kyle Brandt be nice until it's time to not be nice after rewatching the 1989 classic 'Road House,' starring Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, and Sam Elliott.

Movie poster

Cast

Patrick Swayze as Dalton

Ben Gazzara as Brad Wesley

Sam Elliott as Wade Garrett

Marshall Teague as Jimmy Reno

Jeff Healey as Cody

Kevin Tighe as Tilghman

Terry Funk as Morgan

Keith David as Ernie Bass

Directed by: Rowdy Herrington

Music by: Michael Kamen

Notes

  • $15 million budget, $61.6 million box office, with an estimated additional $200 million in home video revenue. A slow-burn cultural phenomenon.
  • All actors did their own stunts, trained by Benny 'The Jet' Urquidez. Swayze cracked two ribs from a real hit by Marshall Teague.
  • Keith David originally had a significant role as bartender Ernie, but the 3.5-hour cut had to be trimmed to 2:15 and his scenes were cut.
  • Swayze hurt his knee during filming, turned down 'Predator' 2, and did Ghost instead – a pivotal sliding-doors moment.
  • The hosts agree the film works because everyone plays it completely straight – Swayze acts like it's a Kurosawa film.
  • Swayze smoked up to 60 cigarettes a day and attributed his cancer to the heavy smoking and drinking.

Categories

Roger Ebert's review

Quote from Rog's review:

Roadhouse exists right on the edge between the good bad movie and the merely bad.

Ebert said 'so much depends on the ironic vision of the viewer'

Most re-watchable scene
  • Dalton versus Jimmy – the big outdoor fight ending with the throat rip
  • Dalton's first night at the Double Deuce through his speech and 'Horny Steve' in the freezer
  • Brad Wesley's breakfast invitation – 'I got a cousin in Memphis'
What aged the best?
  • The 'I need the best' / 'who's the best?' action movie trope that Road House popularized
  • Bands playing in cages
  • Jimmy Reno – everything about him
  • 'I used to fuck guys like you in prison' – Kyle calls it the greatest villain line ever
What aged the worst?
  • Why doesn't Dalton just kill Brad Wesley?
  • Sam Elliott's full-screen nudity scene
  • No TVs showing sports in any of the bars despite being near Kansas City in 1989
  • Keith David's scenes being cut
Best needle drop

Jeff Healey playing 'White Room' (Cream cover)

Weak link of the movie

No police in the entire town of Jasper – Brad Wesley apparently owns the cops but there is zero municipal oversight

The hottest take award
  • CR: 'I prefer the old Double Deuce' – Dalton is a gentrifier
  • Kyle: 'I used to fuck guys like you in prison' is the greatest villain line in any movie
  • Bill: Did Brad Wesley kind of have a point? He brought a 7-Eleven and JC Penney to Jasper.
Casting what-ifs
  • Swayze was originally cast in Kurt Russell's role in Tango and Cash
  • Annette Bening was originally cast as Doc but fired for lack of chemistry
  • James Garner was pursued for Brad Wesley
  • Scott Glenn turned down Jimmy Reno
Over-acting award
  • Kelly Lynch – 'Who's going to save them from you?'
  • Ben Gazzara's Brad Wesley chewing scenery with reckless abandon
Best "that guy"
  • Kevin Tighe as Tilghman
  • Kathleen Wilhoite as the waitress Carrie Ann – later played Chloe on ER
Best "heat check" performance

Marshall Teague as Jimmy Reno – only four scenes but steals the movie

Re-casting couch

Jake Gyllenhaal remake. They wish Gyllenhaal had played young Jimmy Reno instead.

Half-assed (internet) research
  • Marshall Teague's mom shouted 'That's my boy!' at the premiere during the prison line
  • The monster truck was Bigfoot #7, built for the film; the scene cost $500,000
  • Swayze was a very good high school quarterback with a knee injury
Apex Mountain
  • Movie bouncers/coolers – yes, absolutely
  • Jeff Healey – yes
  • Throat rip kills – yes, no question
  • 1989 action movies – yes, apex year for the genre
Picking nits
  • Dalton goes from soaking wet after the throat rip to perfectly laundered at the Double Deuce the next day
  • No law enforcement shows up to any fight anywhere
  • Can you really rip a guy's throat out?
(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • Is Dalton his first name or last name?
  • Can you really rip a guy's throat out?
  • Why didn't Roadhouse 2 with Swayze happen?
What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?
  • Jimmy Reno's pool cue
  • A game-worn Double Deuce T-shirt
Best (or worst!) life lessons from the movie
  • 'Pain don't hurt'
  • 'Be nice. Until it's time to not be nice.'
  • 'Nobody ever wins a fight'
Best double feature for this movie

Point Break – double Swayze

Who won the movie?

Swayze wins the movie

Producer review

Craig called it 'the most male movie ever made' and said if he had to make a PowerPoint for why movies are worse now, he'd just show this movie