May 22, 2023

'The Last Days of Disco'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey skip the line to the night club and sneak in through the back as they relive 'The Last Days of Disco' starring Chloe Sevigny, Kate Beckinsale, and Chris Eigeman.

Movie poster

Cast

Chloe Sevigny as Alice Kinnon

Kate Beckinsale as Charlotte Pingress

Chris Eigeman as Des McGrath

Matt Keeslar as Josh Neff

Robert Sean Leonard as Tom Platt

Mackenzie Astin as Jimmy Steinway

Matt Ross as Dan Powers

David Thornton as Bernie Rafferty

Directed by: Whit Stillman

Written by: Whit Stillman

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Roger Ebert's review

Quote from Rog's review:

If F. Scott Fitzgerald were to return to life, he would feel at home in a Whit Stillman movie.

Kenneth Turan: 'Stillman makes wonderfully clever and confident films about insecure young people who are smarter than they are wise.'

Most re-watchable scene
  • The opening 15-20 minutes entering the disco and meeting all characters with 5-6 bangers playing.
  • The Rex's bar sequence – yuppie speech by Eigerman, breast unveiling story.
  • The 'you have the clap' scene where Charlotte outs Alice.
What aged the best?
  • Sarah Edwards' costume design started a fashion trend – the outfits would work today.
  • The soundtrack as a first-ballot Hall of Fame soundtrack; Criterion Collection #485.
  • Department Dan character (Matt Ross); the New York living-in-your-20s vibe.
Best needle drop
  • The whole movie is essentially one long needle drop – hard to pick one.
  • Chris Ryan picks 'The Tide Is High' by Blondie.
  • Notable songs: I'm Coming Out, Good Times, He's the Greatest Dancer, Love Train.
Weak link of the movie
  • Matt Keeslar as Josh – too flat, not up to the task compared to the rest of the cast.
  • His performance especially suffers in the final 30 minutes when he becomes the most important character.
What aged the worst?
  • The opening credits trying to make a disco-style font – hard to read.
  • The abrupt time jump near the end where Alice has won and everyone's at the unemployment office – feels like a scene is missing.
The hottest take award
  • Chloe Sevigny was neck and neck with Gwyneth Paltrow leaving the 90s; in an alternate universe she has multiple Oscar nominations.
  • The Brown Bunny incident derailed what could have been a bigger career.
Casting what-ifs
  • Ben Affleck wanted to play Des but Stillman went with Eigerman; Affleck did Shakespeare in Love instead.
  • Alice was supposed to be Winona Ryder – her agent took four days to return the call; they cast Sevigny in those four days.
  • Ed Norton suggested as alternative for the Josh/Keeslar role.
Over-acting award

Actually an under-acting award: Matt Keeslar's flat, pulseless delivery.

Best "that guy"
  • Matt Ross as Department Dan (also Sevigny's co-star later in Big Love).
  • David Thornton as Bernie (married to Cyndi Lauper).
Re-casting couch
  • Ben Affleck or Matt Damon for the Mackenzie Astin (Jimmy) role.
  • Josh Hamilton over Matt Keeslar for Josh.
Half-assed (internet) research
  • Budget $8 million, made only $3 million at the box office.
  • The disco was an old picture theater in Jersey City; they split production space with Turturro's Illuminata.
  • Sevigny said Last Days of Disco is the movie people come up to her about the most.
Apex Mountain
  • Chloe Sevigny – yes, the IT girl in New York, about to do Boys Don't Cry.
  • Kate Beckinsale – possibly, though Underworld may have been bigger commercially.
  • Vodka tonics; book publishers; gonorrhea as a movie plot device.
Picking nits
  • Alice (Sevigny) would have guys crawling over her in real life – no way she'd be left alone in a booth.
  • Not nearly enough cocaine and cigarettes for the era.
  • No way they could carry nuanced conversations at normal volume in a nightclub.
Sequel, prequel, prestige TV or untouchable?
  • A mid-80s follow-up showing what happened to these characters.
  • 'Dez in the City' as a Sex and the City alternative.
Just one Oscar, who gets it?

Supporting Actress for Beckinsale or Eigerman; Lynn Redgrave's slot (Gods and Monsters) identified as beatable.

(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • Why wasn't Kate Beckinsale this good ever again?
  • Chris Eigerman as the best bar-conversation actor ever?
Best double feature for this movie
  • 54 director's cut (watch first, then Last Days of Disco).
  • Barcelona or Metropolitan (Whit Stillman trilogy).
What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?
  • The template of how to write a book, framed.
  • Mackenzie Astin's Joker outfit.
Best (or worst!) life lessons from the movie

Women prefer bad over weak, and decisive over unemployed.

Who won the movie?

Kate Beckinsale and Chloe Sevigny are '1A and 1B'; Bill says Beckinsale, Sean says Sevigny.

Producer review

Craig Horlbeck – not present at recording (bachelor party), inserted a recorded segment saying he adored the movie.