June 14, 2023

'Blood Diamond'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan revisit the 2006 political action thriller 'Blood Diamond,' starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Djimon Hounsou, and Jennifer Connelly.

Movie poster

Cast

Leonardo DiCaprio as Danny Archer

Djimon Hounsou as Solomon Vandy

Jennifer Connelly as Maddie Bowen

Michael Sheen as Diamond company executive

David Harewood as Captain Poison

Arnold Vosloo as Colonel Coetzee

Directed by: Edward Zwick

Written by: Charles Leavitt

Notes

  • Budget: $100 million. Box office: $171 million.
  • 5 Oscar nominations: Leo for Best Actor, Hounsou for Best Supporting Actor (no Best Picture nomination).
  • Roger Ebert did not review this movie.
  • Framed around 'The Year of Leo' – 2006 as Leo's breakout year as a serious adult actor (Departed + 'Blood Diamond').
  • These 'big splashy issue-driven Hollywood movies' basically stopped getting made after 'Blood Diamond' (superhero era began).
  • The movie is 2 hours 40 minutes.

Categories

Most re-watchable scene
  • Bill: Danny giving Solomon the diamond, saying goodbye, and calling Maddie as he dies on the mountain – potentially 'the best scene of Leo's career'.
  • Chris: The escape from Freetown (explosion in the background).
  • Also: Solomon finding and hiding the diamond in his foot; Danny meets Maddie at the bar ('In America it's bling bling, but out here it's bling bang').
What aged the best?
  • Captain Poison (David Harewood) – fantastic performance.
  • The child soldier radicalization depiction – done with care across 3-4 small scenes.
  • Leo's 2006 as a career year (became the biggest star in the world with Departed + 'Blood Diamond').
  • The road movie structure.
  • Lab-grown diamonds as a real-world development (Craig's addition).
What aged the worst?
  • Stephen Collins being in the movie (real-life scandal).
  • The 'white gaze' – telling an African civil war story through the lens of white characters.
  • The chopping hands off scenes (very tough to rewatch).
  • Cell phone reception on the mountain in the final scene.
  • The Kimberley Process – the movie implies the diamond industry was changed, but that didn't really happen.
Weak link of the movie
  • Leo's Rhodesian/South African accent – it comes and goes, especially when yelling or in emotional scenes.
  • Bill gives the accent a B plus; Chris says 'he's shooting 70% from the field'.
The hottest take award

Bill: The Danny death scene on the mountain is the best scene of Leo's entire career.

Casting what-ifs

Russell Crowe was the other possibility for Danny Archer – they had a chance to get Leo and went with Leo.

Over-acting award
  • Djimon Hounsou dials it up a couple times.
  • David Harewood (Captain Poison / eye patch guy) – 'jacks it up a bunch'.
Best "that guy"
  • David Harewood – Captain Poison; later became the CIA director in Homeland.
  • Arnold Vosloo (Colonel Coetzee) – 'that guy from The Mummy'.
  • Michael Sheen – 'so oily,' wished there was more of him.
Re-casting couch
  • Danny Archer in 2023: Daniel Kaluuya (the movie would be told through Solomon's perspective).
  • Maddie Bowen in 2023: Sydney Sweeney.
Half-assed (internet) research
  • When Danny arrives in South Africa, two women at the airport are Leo's real mother and grandmother.
  • The name 'Dia' means 'expensive' in the adapted language of Sierra Leone.
  • Jennifer Connelly suffered a bad neck injury filming a car chase scene.
  • Leo gained several pounds of muscle and trained with former Rhodesian soldiers.
  • De Beers was 'not psyched' about this movie.
Apex Mountain
  • Leo: Still 'Titanic', but 2006 (Departed + 'Blood Diamond') is a 'second Apex Mountain.' A three-apex career.
  • Connelly: 'Top Gun' Maverick.
  • Hounsou: 'Blood Diamond' itself (Chris's pick – real starring role with a full arc).
  • Diamond movies: 'Marathon Man'.
Picking nits
  • Leo's facial hair stays perfectly groomed through 8 days in the wilderness.
  • Geographic error: Danny should be in a Liberian prison, not Sierra Leonean, based on where he was arrested.
  • Solomon flipping out at the refugee camp fence seems too reckless for such a savvy character.
  • Maddie saving the day by taking pictures of the soldiers – 'feels a little TV movie-ish'.
  • Drinking bottled Guinness in 100-degree heat at a beach bar.
Sequel, prequel, prestige TV or untouchable?

Both agree this has 'prestige TV bones' – could go deeper into the diamond industry, child soldiers.

(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • What's the best Leo death scene? ('Blood Diamond' vs. 'The Departed' vs. 'Titanic').
  • Did Danny and Maddie hook up? (Both say probably not).
What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?
  • The diamond (obviously).
  • Chris: Leo's short-sleeve Hawaiian shirts.
  • Bill: Leo's hat (slightly Indiana Jones-esque).
Best (or worst!) life lessons from the movie

Chris: 'Even if you can help one person, it's enough'.

Just one Oscar, who gets it?

Chris: Leo (but still thinks he got robbed for 'The Departed' that year).

Who won the movie?

Leonardo DiCaprio won the movie.

Producer review
  • Craig's first time seeing 'Blood Diamond'. Really liked it.
  • Notes these mainstream action films about brutal subjects don't get made anymore.
  • His 'what aged the best' addition: lab-grown diamonds.