'Parenthood'
In the third installment of F'ed Up Family February, The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan realize that there is no end zone. You never cross the goal line, spike the ball, and do your touchdown dance. They revisit Ron Howard's 1989 hit 'Parenthood' starring Steve Martin, Mary Steenburgen, Dianne Wiest, and Rick Moranis.

Cast
Steve Martin as Gil Buckman
Mary Steenburgen as Karen Buckman
Dianne Wiest as Helen
Jason Robards as Frank Buckman
Rick Moranis as Nathan
Tom Hulce as Larry Buckman
Keanu Reeves as Tod
Joaquin Phoenix as Gary
Martha Plimpton as Julie
Harley Jane Kozak as Susan Buckman
Clint Howard as Lou
Dennis Dugan as Gil's Boss
Directed by: Ron Howard
Written by: Lowell Ganz, Babaloo Mandel
Music by: Randy Newman
Produced by: Brian Grazer
Notes
- Part of 'Fucked Up Family February' series – third installment.
- $20 million budget, grossed $120 million. Got a re-release tied to Oscar buzz.
- Two Oscar nominations: Dianne Wiest (actress) and Randy Newman (music).
- The movie explored PG-13 parameters heavily – very sexual content (porn, blowjobs, photos, vibrator).
- Steve Martin didn't actually become a parent until age 67 in 2012, yet played a dad in two iconic parent movies.
- The 1990 TV series was canceled after 12 episodes – Leo DiCaprio played the Leaf Phoenix character. NBC greenlit it before the movie was even released.
- Dianne Wiest and Mary Steenburgen are best friends in real life – worked as waitresses together at the Magic Pan.
- Martha Plimpton dated River Phoenix for nearly five years; was bald at start of filming from playing a cancer patient, wore a wig.
- The porno tape Helen discovers was actually 'Blonde Goddess' (1982) – a parody of Indiana Jones.
- During filming the cast became obsessed with playing 'the murder game' (like Mafia).
- The nude photos storyline was based on something that actually happened to Brian Grazer.
- Set in St. Louis but filmed in Florida – palm trees and Publix visible.
- Grandma (Helen Shaw) – this was her final film; she died in 1997 at age 100.
- Bill compares Ron Howard to Rick Adelman: 'Give him the car keys to a playoff team and he'll turn them into a championship contender.'
- Leo DiCaprio auditioned for the Gary (Leaf Phoenix) part and didn't get it.
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Quote from Rog's review:
“A delicate balancing act between comedy and truth. A movie that contains a lot of laughter and yet is more concerned with character than punchlines.”
Ebert gave it four stars, admiring Ron Howard's ability to juggle so many storylines without losing emotional truth.
- The opener – kids keep coming out of the minivan, naked kid wearing holster, daughter throws up.
- Larry shows up for dinner and tries to sell everyone on hydroponics.
- The principal tells Gil and his wife that Kevin needs a special school.
- The entire birthday party – Cowboy Gil, kid with pail on head, grandma and helium, the stripper mix-up.
- Helen breaks into Gary's room and finds the porn tape; Keanu explains 'slapping the salami.'
- The big Little League celebration dance – Bill says it's the best moment of Steve Martin's career.
- Grandma's roller coaster ride story.
- Jason Robards asking his son for advice – 'There is no end zone.'
- Leaf/Joaquin Phoenix's performance – you're not surprised he'd win an Oscar someday.
- Keanu Reeves – fun to see in the early Bill & Ted stage, and he's genuinely good.
- The thumb trick – still crushes with little kids.
- How they talk about money – everything has to be paid for, more relatable than most movies.
- Todd as every parent's worst nightmare boyfriend who turns out to be okay.
- The baseball scenes are all terrible – the pop fly is up for 15 seconds.
- Todd's racing career subplot gets shoehorned in.
- The last 20 minutes are overly rosy – everything works out.
- The dream sequence of the kid on the tower shooting everybody – would never fly today.
- Steve Martin is clearly not 35 – he was 44 playing a 35-year-old.
- Cool being biracial used partly to make Larry seem more tawdry – zero percent chance today.
- Robin Williams was rumored for Gil Buckman.
- Dan Aykroyd or Bill Murray as possible alternatives.
- The real issue is Steve Martin was too old and Hanks/Keaton/Costner were too young.
- Harley Jane Kozak – Bill gives it to her.
- Dennis Dugan as Gil's boss.
Clint Howard after the first Little League game – calling into the radio show threatening to throw himself off the Verrazano Bridge.
Kathleen Turner in the Harley Jane Kozak part – right age, brings the 'she must have been a smoke show five years ago' quality.
- The porno tape was 'Blonde Goddess' (1982) – a parody of Indiana Jones with 'Louisiana Smith.'
- Dianne Wiest and Mary Steenburgen are best friends, met as waitresses at the Magic Pan.
- Set in St. Louis but filmed in Florida – palm trees and Publix visible.
- Martha Plimpton was bald from another role, wore a wig, then shaved into the Mohawk.
- Grandma (Helen Shaw) – final film, died in 1997 at age 100.
- The 1990 TV series flopped after 12 episodes – Leo DiCaprio played the Leaf Phoenix character.
- Steve Martin: No – apex is 1979 (The Jerk, SNL, comedy tours).
- Mary Steenburgen: Might be this movie.
- Ron Howard as director: Beautiful Mind (won the Oscar).
- Harley Jane Kozak: Definitely this.
- Randy Newman: 'Toy Story' or this.
- Tom Hulce: Amadeus.
- Parent comedy movies as a genre: Yes, 'Parenthood' is Apex Mountain.
- The pop fly is up for 15 seconds – long enough to run 100 feet into the outfield.
- Rick Moranis singing in the classroom – way too long, a fast-forward.
- Having sex photos developed at the local photo place – nobody did that.
- Steve Martin is 44 playing a 35-year-old – should have just made the character older.
- Would you have watched a 2000s sequel about Cool?
- What's Kevin Buckman's job now?
- Chris: Jason Robards' 1935 Ford convertible.
- Bill: Tom Hulce's hair/wig.
- Chris: Dianne Wiest – amazing in every scene, Oscar nominated.
- Van: Steve Martin – five-tool performance.
- Bill: Ron Howard – this opened the door for the next 30 years of his directing career.
Craig liked it a lot – had nostalgia for the late '80s, thinks it looks better than movies now.