'Inside Man'
The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan revisit Spike Lee's 2006 crime drama 'Inside Man' starring Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster, and Christopher Plummer. Why? Beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because they can.

Cast
Denzel Washington as Det. Keith Frazier
Clive Owen as Dalton Russell
Jodie Foster as Madeline White
Christopher Plummer as Arthur Case
Willem Dafoe as Capt. John Darius
Chiwetel Ejiofor as Det. Bill Mitchell
Directed by: Spike Lee
Written by: Russell Gewirtz
Notes
- Ron Howard was originally attached to direct but left for Cinderella Man; Spike Lee came on late but made it distinctly his own.
- Denzel chose the detective role over Clive Owen's part because the robber is always in disguise – 'Classic A-plus list movie star reaction'.
- Two actors from Dog Day Afternoon appear in the film, and the pizza is delivered from 'Sal\'s Pizzeria' as a Do the Right Thing callback.
- Russell Gewirtz wrote the script as a spec – his first produced screenplay; $45M budget, $184.4M worldwide box office, Spike Lee's most commercially successful film.
- The hosts spent significant time discussing why Clive Owen didn't become a bigger star after 2006 ('Inside Man' + Children of Men in the same year).
- The film was completely shut out of the Oscars despite being a critical and commercial hit.
Categories
Quote from Rog's review:
“Here's a thriller that's curiously reluctant to get to the payoff.”
All three hosts strongly disagreed with Ebert's 2.5 stars – Bill said 'the acting alone is just locking three stars'.
- Last Plummer/Foster scene – 'I sold my soul and I\'ve been trying to buy it back ever since'.
- First Jodie Foster / Christopher Plummer scene on the Brooklyn Promenade.
- First Clive Owen / Denzel phone call ('piña colada' exchange).
- The interrogation scenes collectively.
- The Albanian identification sequence (Chris's dark horse pick).
- The setup/beginning of the bank robbery – the meticulousness of the robbers entering as painters.
- Bill said this was 'the longest list I think we've had in at least 20 movies'.
- The interrogation scenes.
- The Albanian subplot/scenes.
- The Spike Lee dolly shot with Denzel after the hostage gets shot.
- Jodie Foster's Rothschild quote – 'When there's blood in the streets, buy property'.
- The Chaiyya Chaiyya opening/closing song by A.R. Rahman.
- The Terrence Blanchard noir jazz score.
- Chiwetel Ejiofor's New York accent – 'free soloing that accent,' his British keeps breaking through.
- Spike's video game commentary feels era-specific and dated.
- Albania as the go-to country for movie debauchery.
- Not much – the hosts noted the movie holds up remarkably well.
- Clive Owen nearly turned down the role because he'd be in disguise the whole time; they added the direct-to-camera monologues so he could be visible.
- Spike cast the kid after seeing him in a Chappelle Show sketch.
- Marcia Jean Kurtz was cast as hostage 'Miriam' because she played a bank robbery hostage named Miriam in Dog Day Afternoon.
- Samantha Ivers as 'the queen of Hackensack, New Jersey' – 'Marisa Tomei in 'My Cousin Vinny' times a thousand'.
- James Ransone – especially the 'he got the drop on you' scene.
- Peter Gerety as the mayor – Bill's pick, 'I never even knew what that guy's name was,' the definition of the category.
- James Ransone.
- Ken Leung.
- Basically everyone in the movie except the six leads.
- Al Palagonia – the construction worker who identifies the language as Albanian. Spike Lee's real-life friend, an investor (not an actor) who sits with Spike at Knicks games; Sean passionately argued for him citing his 'you look like a fucking optical illusion' line in 25th Hour.
- The hot Albanian translator – 'comes in for three minutes, completely owns the scene'.
- Kim Director as Stevie – 'Julia Fox 15 years before Julia Fox in Uncut Gems'.
- Ken Leung.
- The little boy, the bigot cop, the turban guy.
- Willem Dafoe – his character has nothing interesting to do, set up as antagonistic to Denzel but immediately apologizes; Bill said 'he's in like episode 24 of season three of Law and Order'.
- Spike and Dafoe met in a men's room during intermission of a Denzel play (Julius Caesar) and Spike said 'we should work together' – then shoehorned him in.
- Recasting Willem Dafoe's role since his character was the weakest.
- Queen Latifah (Bill's pick – going female).
- Tom Berenger (Chris's pick).
- William Hurt, Jeremy Irons, Harvey Keitel also mentioned.
- Filmed at 20 Exchange Place, a former 'Wall Street' bank repurposed as a cigar bar; interior was a built set.
- The Cartier diamond ring was real, borrowed from Cartier for three days, valued at $1.5 million.
- Spike hired graphic artists House of Pain for 10 days to build the 'Gangsta is Genocide' video game from scratch.
- In 2011, 'Inside Man' 2 was officially canceled; a bootleg sequel 'Inside Man: Most Wanted' was made in 2019 straight-to-video with no original cast.
- Clive Owen – yes, 2006 with Children of Men AND 'Inside Man', 'on the short list of best two-film releases in a single year by an actor ever'.
- 21st century Jodie Foster – yes, 'kind of inarguable'.
- Fixers – debate between Madeline White, 'Michael Clayton', and Winston Wolfe; Winston Wolfe won.
- Post-Heat heist movies – 'The Town' won, with 'Fast Five' second and 'Inside Man' third.
- Juicy Fruit – yes (beats Chuck Yeager's Beeman's gum in The Right Stuff).
- Denzel – no; Spike Lee – no.
- All the hostages riding together in one car at the end to pick up Clive Owen – 'almost an unforgivable fuck up'.
- Where did they get all the materials to build the false wall? 'That's a lot of raw materials... you did this in 12 hours'.
- None of the seven crew members making a single mistake during interrogations.
- Clive Owen coming out in a Yankees hat and sunglasses looks suspicious.
- Christopher Plummer confesses to being a Nazi collaborator way too easily.
- Why didn't Plummer burn the Nazi document/ring instead of leaving it in a safety deposit box?
- Yes, enthusiastically – Bill said it could be an amazing 10-episode Netflix show, like 'Lost crossed with Inside Man'.
- Chris suggested 6-7 episodes with the heist happening in episode 3 or 4, then the last two as the comedown.
- What exactly does Jodie Foster's Madeline do? Does she have an office?
- How did Clive Owen know about the Nazi contents of the safety deposit box?
- Would Winston Wolfe have done a better job than Madeline? Sean: 'Unquestionably'.
- Can you name any countries that border Albania?
- The Gold Digger ringtone from the cell phone scene.
- Jodie Foster's power suit.
- Denzel's tan tuxedo he wears to City Hall.
Spike Lee – unanimous; 'Spike won the movie' – the film is a showcase for his direction and what he brought that wouldn't have been there with Ron Howard.