December 18, 2023

'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan have a good old-fashioned Christmas with the Griswolds as they rewatch 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation,' starring Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, and Randy Quaid.

Movie poster

Cast

Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold

Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold

Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie

Brian Doyle-Murray as Frank Shirley

Nicolette Scorsese as Sales clerk

Directed by: Jeremiah Chechik

Written by: John Hughes

Music by: Angelo Badalamenti

Notes

  • Budget: $25.5 million. Box office: $73.3 million domestic.
  • Chris Columbus was originally supposed to direct but had a personality clash with Chevy Chase. John Hughes then gave Columbus the 'Home Alone' script instead.
  • Chevy Chase broke his pinky finger punching the Santa Claus decoration, which is why he starts kicking stuff instead.
  • Beverly D'Angelo improvised grabbing Chevy Chase's crotch when the SWAT team shows up.
  • The electrocuted cat scene was almost cut but test audiences loved it.
  • Ruby Sue (Ellen Hamilton Latzen) was also the little girl in 'Fatal Attraction'.
  • Angelo Badalamenti scored it – 'his whole career is basically David Lynch movies... he did Twin Peaks, Blue Velvet, and Christmas Vacation.'

Categories

Most re-watchable scene
  • The opening – Clark gets tailgated, goes under a truck, buys the tree. 'The thimble of the grithweld family chrithmeth.'
  • The lights scene – the lights finally go on, Clark gets emotional: 'Thanks, dad. You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.' Then Eddie shows up.
  • Clark and Eddie in the living room – the dickey, the dog humping ('It's best that you let him finish'), 'Can I refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?'
  • Clark's meltdown when he doesn't get the bonus – 'cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing... Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?'
  • Van: The model at the perfume counter (Nicolette Scorsese).
What aged the best?
  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Margo – 'right as she's filming Seinfeld. She looks exactly the same now.'
  • Beverly D'Angelo – 'first ballot wake girl hall of fame. She looks incredible.'
  • 'Shitter's full' became an all-time cultural catchphrase.
  • Chevy's physical comedy – the sap on his hands, sticking to the magazine.
  • This becoming THE generational Christmas movie – 'it's on every channel for two months every year.'
What aged the worst?
  • Randy Quaid becoming a real-life lunatic – 'Randy Quaid becoming Eddie in real life.'
  • Christmas Vacation 2 (2003 NBC TV movie) – Randy Quaid reprises the role, no Clark.
The hottest take award
  • Bill: Is this the best number three movie ever? Compares to Return of the Jedi, Lord of the Rings 3, Godfather 3. 'This might be the three with the longest legs.'
  • Sean: This is Chevy Chase's best dramatic performance – 'you really believe the crisis of Clark.'
  • Van: The movie gets 'weirdly, oddly touching' – 'I can't even afford to be an elf.'
Roger Ebert's review

Quote from Rog's review:

Sequence after sequence seems to contain all the necessary material to be well on the way toward a payoff and then it somehow doesn't work.

Bill: 'Fuck you, Raj. I just completely disagree.'

Best needle drop
  • Bill: 'Here Comes Santa Claus' as the SWAT team shows up.
  • Sean/Chris: 'Mele Kalikimaka' – 'huge song in my house growing up.'
Best "that guy"
  • Brian Doyle-Murray as Frank Shirley (the boss) – 'He's excellent in this movie.'
  • Nicholas Guest as Todd.
  • Sam McMurray – also known from Raising Arizona.
Best "heat check" performance

Bill: Julia Louis-Dreyfus over Cousin Eddie – 'Eddie's in too much of it. Eddie's fucking Klay Thompson in this movie. I think it's JLD.'

Casting what-ifs

Chris Columbus was supposed to direct but had a personality clash with Chevy. Hughes then gave Columbus the 'Home Alone' script instead.

Re-casting couch
  • Sean: Ryan Reynolds as today's Clark – 'the person who is actually trying to have Chevy's career.'
  • Van: Sterling K. Brown, inspired by American Fiction.
Half-assed (internet) research
  • The old Dodge pickup that tailgates Clark was also used in Overboard and 'They Live'.
  • Chevy broke his pinky finger punching the Santa decoration.
  • Eddie's shoes are the same ones Clark gave him in the original Vacation (callback).
  • Beverly D'Angelo improvised grabbing Chevy's crotch when the SWAT team arrives.
  • Ruby Sue was the little girl in 'Fatal Attraction'.
Apex Mountain
  • Being trapped in the attic – 'has it ever worked better in a movie?'
  • Jelly of the Month Club.
  • Christmas lights on houses.
  • Christmas in Chicago – '89-90, has it ever been better?'
  • Van: Septic tanks.
Picking nits
  • The tree changes sizes multiple times.
  • There are no mountains in Illinois (filmed in Colorado).
  • Full moon from December 18th to 24th.
  • The squirrel wouldn't have stayed asleep in the tree.
Best double feature for this movie
  • 'National Lampoon's Vacation' (the first one) – 'a fun three hours and 40 minutes.'
  • 'Home Alone'.
  • Bill: Four Christmases.
What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?
  • Van: The sled with the silicone kitchen lubricant.
  • Bill: Clark's Bears hat.
  • Sean: Clark's Tasmanian Devil coffee mug; old-school Blackhawks jersey.
Best (or worst!) life lessons from the movie
  • 'Nobody has an easy holiday season.'
  • Sean: 'Don't invite people over for Christmas.'
  • Van: 'If the dog's humping your leg, let him finish.'
(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • Why didn't they make more Griswold movies? 'People don't like working with him.'
  • Did Todd and Margo stay married after this holiday week?
  • Did Clark ever get the pool?
Who won the movie?

Chevy Chase – unanimous.