'The Warriors'
The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Shea Serrano, and Sean Fennessey come out to plaaaaaaay to rewatch the 1979 action thriller 'The Warriors,' starring Michael Beck and James Remar. Can you dig it!

Cast
Michael Beck as Swan
James Remar as Ajax
David Patrick Kelly as Luther
Deborah Van Valkenburg as Mercy
Mercedes Ruehl as Policewoman
Directed by: Walter Hill
Cinematography by: Andrew Laszlo
Notes
- 40th anniversary episode – the movie came out February 9, 1979.
- Walter Hill thinks of it as a comic book movie without superpowers; it's also basically West Side Story without the musical numbers, based on the Greek tragedy Anabasis by Xenophon.
- Thomas G. Waites (Fox) was fired mid-production for feuding with Walter Hill; they rewrote the last 45 minutes and used a crew member with similar hair as a stunt double to kill off his character.
- In the book, all characters were supposed to be Black, but Paramount wouldn't allow an all-Black cast for a commercial movie.
- Tony Danza was originally cast as Vermin but was cast in the sitcom Taxi instead.
- Production had to grease the palms of whatever gang ran each piece of turf to film in the five boroughs, with an NYPD contact facilitating.
- Andrew Laszlo had the idea to wet down the streets to create a post-rain shimmer effect under the neon lighting – a technique later adopted by 'Miami Vice' and many other productions.
- The entire movie was shot at night; Michael Beck would sleep six hours, gym for two hours, then go back to shooting.
- Deborah Van Valkenburg broke her wrist during filming, which is why Mercy wears a jacket for the rest of the movie.
- The movie was rushed to get ahead of another gang movie called The Wanderers.
- The Rock's WWE persona borrowed heavily from Cyrus's speech and 'Can you dig it?' cadence.
- Like Scarface, the movie was adopted by hip-hop culture – the Craig Mack 'Flava in Ya Ear' video with Puffy saying 'Bad Boy, come out to play' is directly inspired by it.
Categories
- The Cyrus speech – 'Can you dig it!' Five minutes of pure charisma that still works 40 years later.
- The Baseball Furies chase through Central Park – they come out of the subway, Ajax says 'what the fuck is that,' and they're running for a mile before the fight.
- The bathroom battle with the roller skating Punks – took five days to film.
- The ending on Coney Island beach: 'This is what we fought all night to get back to?'
- The world-building – the elaborate gang network, the coded DJ communication, the rules and systems. A precursor to John Wick's Assassin Network.
- Cyrus's speech as a political allegory – works for Trump, works for Obama in 2008, works for any charismatic leader who rallies people with style over substance.
- 'You guys are real good. The best' – a precursor to intentionally hokey, melodramatic but iconic action movie moments like Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers flexing.
- The soundtrack and Barry De Vorzon's score – that weird guitar just feels very '79.
- Ajax's language and sexual assault – though Sean argues it makes sense for a gang member in 1979.
- Cleon's death and the firing of Thomas Waites – the whole sequence feels ham-strung together because they literally rewrote it on the fly.
- In the book, all characters were supposed to be Black but Paramount wouldn't allow it.
- Tony Danza was supposed to play Vermin but got cast in Taxi instead – he's now a news anchor in Wappingers Falls, New York.
- Cyrus plays eight minutes, hits seven threes, and then comes out – his stats in that speech scene are off the charts.
- Luther (David Patrick Kelly) is the other contender – the 'Warriors, come out to plaaay' scene was apparently ad-libbed.
Luther clearly wins – he's going for it in every scene. In the convenience store, the shooting, the bottle-clinking. Even his reaction to getting a knife in the hand is absurdly dramatic.
- Thomas Waites was fired mid-production for feuding with Walter Hill, who rewrote the last 45 minutes.
- Tony Danza was supposed to be Vermin.
- The street-wetting technique by cinematographer Andrew Laszlo became standard practice.
- Deborah Van Valkenburg broke her wrist, hence the jacket.
- The Baseball Furies – nine guys whose whole gimmick is baseball bats – lose to three tired Warriors. All gimmick, no substance.
- No police or ambulances after Fox dies at Union Station.
- There's no way everybody can hear what Cyrus is saying – 900 gang members in a park, no real amplification.
- The Lizzies fire 19 shots in a confined space and miss everybody.
- The Turnbull AC's drive their bus right past the Warriors running to another entrance instead of just running them over.
- Luther's reaction to a knife in the hand – he goes down like he might die.
- Why do the Warriors only have nine members? Where are the others? Why not call for backup from a pay phone?
- Probably everybody in the movie except James Remar (48 Hours or Sex and the City might be his).
- Lynne Thigpen – Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego, or Sesame Street, or Lean on Me.
- Mercedes Ruehl – though The Fisher King is probably hers.
Michael K. Williams would have been incredible – as the new Messiah leading the Gramercy Riffs, or as Cyrus.
Yes – Hulu and Paramount Television started developing it but it stalled. Each episode focuses on a different gang. The cell phone problem is the biggest obstacle; might need to set it pre-internet or slightly post-apocalyptic.
- Would a radio station with a DJ communicating in codes to gangs really have worked when the police could just listen?
- How long did Swan and Mercy stay together? Maybe a week.
- Did the Gramercy Riffs kill Luther at the end? Bill thinks they killed him slowly over many days.
- Ajax is probably dead within three years of this movie.
- Bill says Walter Hill – he created a prototype for everything good about action movies to come.
- Sean says New York City – the movie makes the city look like a dingy Crystal Palace, beautiful and ugly at the same time.
- Shea says Swan – a sweetheart who takes care of his people, smart, and not afraid to turn it up.