'Thief'
You better bring The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan their money or you will wear your ass as a hat. We head to the streets of Chicago to rewatch Michael Mann's first theatrical film, 'Thief,' starring James Caan, Tuesday Weld, and Robert Prosky.

Cast
James Caan as Frank
Tuesday Weld as Jesse
Robert Prosky as Leo
Willie Nelson as Okla
Jim Belushi as Barry
Dennis Farina as Carl
William Petersen as Katz
Directed by: Michael Mann
Written by: Michael Mann
Music by: Tangerine Dream
Produced by: Jerry Bruckheimer
Notes
- $5.5 million budget, made $11.5 million at the box office.
- Michael Mann's first theatrical film (his actual first movie was The Jericho Mile, a TV movie). Mann was about 35 when he made this.
- James Caan turned down 'Kramer vs. Kramer', Apocalypse Now, Superman, and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest during this era.
- Caan said the Howard Johnson's diner scene is the scene he's most proud of in his entire career.
- The Howard Johnson's where the diner scene was filmed is where Mann took his future wife in 1971 for coffee at the exact same booth; they talked all night and 50 years later are still married.
- John Santucci, who plays Urizzi, was a real-life jewel thief who served as criminal consultant on the film.
- Dennis Farina was an active Chicago policeman during filming.
- Film debuts: Robert Prosky (age 51), Jim Belushi, Dennis Farina, William Petersen, and John Kapelos (the janitor from 'The Breakfast Club').
- A 60,000-gallon water truck was used to keep the streets constantly wet – possibly Mann's invention of this technique.
- The Green Mill jazz club where they filmed was an Al Capone hangout; they used Capone's booth because he liked seeing all parts of the club.
- Jim Belushi begged to do his death scene himself, absorbing dozens of squib shots; had to be given Percocet.
- John Belushi visited the set; cast and crew hung out at Belushi's speakeasy/Blues Brothers Bar in Chicago.
- Shut out at the Oscars; nominated for a Razzie for worst musical score – which completely invalidates the Razzies.
- Caan confronted Pacino about Heat feeling familiar: 'I said, you fucker, that was my movie.'
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Quote from Rog's review:
“One of the most intelligent thrillers I've ever seen.”
Bill says this is 'Rog Katnip' – Chicago, deep character development, everything Ebert is looking for.
- Winner: The diner monologue – Frank's first date with Jesse at the Howard Johnson's (all three pick this).
- Frank goes to the plating company to get his money ($185,000) – first time we see Farina.
- The Okla prison visit scene with Willie Nelson – 'I don't want to die in here, Frank, not in here'.
- The elevator/safe-cracking heist sequence.
- Prosky lays down the law monologue – 'I'll whack out your whole family, people will be eating them for lunch tomorrow in their Wimpy burgers'.
- The ending shootout/revenge sequence.
- The dialogue – Mann insisted actors never speak in contractions; incredibly deep criminal underworld lingo that never dumbs down for the audience.
- Tangerine Dream score – hot off Sorcerer, then Thief, then 'Risky Business'.
- Frank's collage/vision board – Mann essentially invented Pinterest.
- Prosky saying 'Done. You've got a boy' when Frank asks for a child.
- Film debuts of Jim Belushi, William Petersen, Dennis Farina, John Kapelos, and Robert Prosky.
- Tuesday Weld's performance.
- The film was nominated for a Razzie for worst musical score – completely invalidates the Razzies.
- Willie Nelson stunt casting – he was so famous in 1981 that it's distracting seeing him in a prison drama.
- All communications running through your favorite bar.
- Jeff Bridges was Michael Mann's original choice for Frank – rejected by the studio as too young and not experienced enough.
- Gene Hackman was considered – feels too close to roles he'd already played.
- Roy Scheider was considered – Bill would have been all in on this.
- Robert Prosky – was 'that guy' in this film debut, went on to shed that status.
- Dennis Farina – was 'that guy,' went on to become a star.
- Tom Signorelli (Attaglia) – the only one who held 'that guy' status permanently; always the eighth goon in everything.
Winner: James Caan – both the first date with Tuesday Weld ('What the hell do you think that I do? I'm a thief!') and the adoption agency scene.
James Caan – coming off 'The Godfather' era, completely inhabits this role.
Bill suggests Jonathan Banks for the Sergeant role – would have been perfect timing, right before 48 Hours and 'Beverly Hills Cop'.
- Cast hung out with real-life crooks, learned how to actually rob things.
- Mann brought Caan to Gunsite Academy firearms school in Arizona for weapons training.
- All burglary tools were real, not props; actors were trained to use them.
- The Green Mill jazz club used for filming was an Al Capone hangout; they used Capone's booth.
- Tuesday Weld's Wikipedia page is 'lit' – dated Al Pacino, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Omar Sharif, Ryan O'Neal, etc.
- James Caan: No ('The Godfather' is his apex).
- Tuesday Weld: No, even though she's really good.
- Michael Mann: No.
- Robert Prosky death scenes: Yes.
- Joliet prison: Yes – between Blues Brothers and Thief with Willie Nelson.
- The Frank/Jesse relationship is confusing – they edited it to seem like they just met, but the director's commentary reveals they did surgery to compress an 8-month courtship.
- The boat heist proceeds at the end are not obvious enough – Mann has acknowledged this.
- Is the mall deal Prosky offered really that bad? Shopping malls were a rocket ship in the early '80s.
- Bill's answer: 'Fuck you' – but acknowledges interest in a 2021 version with modern technology.
- An 8-episode season about one job.
- What kind of technology does a thief have in 2021? Texts, burner phones instead of bar phone calls.
- What happened to Frank? Mann doesn't have an optimistic view ('Where's he going? Nowhere.') Caan thought a man with Frank's determination would get everything back.
- Frank vs. Neil McCauley: who do you call to get $5.5 million out of a downtown LA bank? All pick Neil – Frank is too combustible.
- James Caan never appeared in another Michael Mann movie – why? The most notoriously difficult actor and most notoriously difficult director made one perfect movie together and called it quits.
- Chris: One of Frank's Oldsmobiles, or Prosky's yellow golf shirt tucked into khakis from the LA rooftop scene.
- Sean: The 2,000-pound thermal lance.
- Bill: The big booth from the Green Mill bar.
- Winner: James Caan (Sean and Chris vote Caan; Bill says Michael Mann; Caan wins the vote 2-1).
- Prosky gets an honorable mention from Chris as one of the great crime movie villains.
- Craig Horlbeck watched the movie for the first time; thought it was a little slow at the beginning but loved it overall.
- His connection was seeing James Caan (Sonny Corleone) get his revenge.