March 31, 2021

'Thief'

You better bring The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan their money or you will wear your ass as a hat. We head to the streets of Chicago to rewatch Michael Mann's first theatrical film, 'Thief,' starring James Caan, Tuesday Weld, and Robert Prosky.

Movie poster

Cast

Directed by: Michael Mann

Written by: Michael Mann

Music by: Tangerine Dream

Produced by: Jerry Bruckheimer

Notes

  • $5.5 million budget, made $11.5 million at the box office.
  • Michael Mann's first theatrical film (his actual first movie was The Jericho Mile, a TV movie). Mann was about 35 when he made this.
  • James Caan turned down 'Kramer vs. Kramer', Apocalypse Now, Superman, and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest during this era.
  • Caan said the Howard Johnson's diner scene is the scene he's most proud of in his entire career.
  • The Howard Johnson's where the diner scene was filmed is where Mann took his future wife in 1971 for coffee at the exact same booth; they talked all night and 50 years later are still married.
  • John Santucci, who plays Urizzi, was a real-life jewel thief who served as criminal consultant on the film.
  • Dennis Farina was an active Chicago policeman during filming.
  • Film debuts: Robert Prosky (age 51), Jim Belushi, Dennis Farina, William Petersen, and John Kapelos (the janitor from 'The Breakfast Club').
  • A 60,000-gallon water truck was used to keep the streets constantly wet – possibly Mann's invention of this technique.
  • The Green Mill jazz club where they filmed was an Al Capone hangout; they used Capone's booth because he liked seeing all parts of the club.
  • Jim Belushi begged to do his death scene himself, absorbing dozens of squib shots; had to be given Percocet.
  • John Belushi visited the set; cast and crew hung out at Belushi's speakeasy/Blues Brothers Bar in Chicago.
  • Shut out at the Oscars; nominated for a Razzie for worst musical score – which completely invalidates the Razzies.
  • Caan confronted Pacino about Heat feeling familiar: 'I said, you fucker, that was my movie.'

Categories

Roger Ebert's review

Quote from Rog's review:

One of the most intelligent thrillers I've ever seen.

Bill says this is 'Rog Katnip' – Chicago, deep character development, everything Ebert is looking for.

Most re-watchable scene
  • Winner: The diner monologue – Frank's first date with Jesse at the Howard Johnson's (all three pick this).
  • Frank goes to the plating company to get his money ($185,000) – first time we see Farina.
  • The Okla prison visit scene with Willie Nelson – 'I don't want to die in here, Frank, not in here'.
  • The elevator/safe-cracking heist sequence.
  • Prosky lays down the law monologue – 'I'll whack out your whole family, people will be eating them for lunch tomorrow in their Wimpy burgers'.
  • The ending shootout/revenge sequence.
What aged the best?
  • The dialogue – Mann insisted actors never speak in contractions; incredibly deep criminal underworld lingo that never dumbs down for the audience.
  • Tangerine Dream score – hot off Sorcerer, then Thief, then 'Risky Business'.
  • Frank's collage/vision board – Mann essentially invented Pinterest.
  • Prosky saying 'Done. You've got a boy' when Frank asks for a child.
  • Film debuts of Jim Belushi, William Petersen, Dennis Farina, John Kapelos, and Robert Prosky.
  • Tuesday Weld's performance.
What aged the worst?
  • The film was nominated for a Razzie for worst musical score – completely invalidates the Razzies.
  • Willie Nelson stunt casting – he was so famous in 1981 that it's distracting seeing him in a prison drama.
  • All communications running through your favorite bar.
Casting what-ifs
  • Jeff Bridges was Michael Mann's original choice for Frank – rejected by the studio as too young and not experienced enough.
  • Gene Hackman was considered – feels too close to roles he'd already played.
  • Roy Scheider was considered – Bill would have been all in on this.
Best "that guy"
  • Robert Prosky – was 'that guy' in this film debut, went on to shed that status.
  • Dennis Farina – was 'that guy,' went on to become a star.
  • Tom Signorelli (Attaglia) – the only one who held 'that guy' status permanently; always the eighth goon in everything.
Over-acting award

Winner: James Caan – both the first date with Tuesday Weld ('What the hell do you think that I do? I'm a thief!') and the adoption agency scene.

Best "heat check" performance

James Caan – coming off 'The Godfather' era, completely inhabits this role.

Re-casting couch

Bill suggests Jonathan Banks for the Sergeant role – would have been perfect timing, right before 48 Hours and 'Beverly Hills Cop'.

Half-assed (internet) research
  • Cast hung out with real-life crooks, learned how to actually rob things.
  • Mann brought Caan to Gunsite Academy firearms school in Arizona for weapons training.
  • All burglary tools were real, not props; actors were trained to use them.
  • The Green Mill jazz club used for filming was an Al Capone hangout; they used Capone's booth.
  • Tuesday Weld's Wikipedia page is 'lit' – dated Al Pacino, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Omar Sharif, Ryan O'Neal, etc.
Apex Mountain
  • James Caan: No ('The Godfather' is his apex).
  • Tuesday Weld: No, even though she's really good.
  • Michael Mann: No.
  • Robert Prosky death scenes: Yes.
  • Joliet prison: Yes – between Blues Brothers and Thief with Willie Nelson.
Picking nits
  • The Frank/Jesse relationship is confusing – they edited it to seem like they just met, but the director's commentary reveals they did surgery to compress an 8-month courtship.
  • The boat heist proceeds at the end are not obvious enough – Mann has acknowledged this.
  • Is the mall deal Prosky offered really that bad? Shopping malls were a rocket ship in the early '80s.
Sequel, prequel, prestige TV or untouchable?
  • Bill's answer: 'Fuck you' – but acknowledges interest in a 2021 version with modern technology.
  • An 8-episode season about one job.
  • What kind of technology does a thief have in 2021? Texts, burner phones instead of bar phone calls.
(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • What happened to Frank? Mann doesn't have an optimistic view ('Where's he going? Nowhere.') Caan thought a man with Frank's determination would get everything back.
  • Frank vs. Neil McCauley: who do you call to get $5.5 million out of a downtown LA bank? All pick Neil – Frank is too combustible.
  • James Caan never appeared in another Michael Mann movie – why? The most notoriously difficult actor and most notoriously difficult director made one perfect movie together and called it quits.
What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?
  • Chris: One of Frank's Oldsmobiles, or Prosky's yellow golf shirt tucked into khakis from the LA rooftop scene.
  • Sean: The 2,000-pound thermal lance.
  • Bill: The big booth from the Green Mill bar.
Who won the movie?
  • Winner: James Caan (Sean and Chris vote Caan; Bill says Michael Mann; Caan wins the vote 2-1).
  • Prosky gets an honorable mention from Chris as one of the great crime movie villains.
Producer review
  • Craig Horlbeck watched the movie for the first time; thought it was a little slow at the beginning but loved it overall.
  • His connection was seeing James Caan (Sonny Corleone) get his revenge.