July 12, 2021

'Legally Blonde'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins are totally comfortable using legal jargon after rewatching the 2001 classic 'Legally Blonde' starring Reese Witherspoon, Selma Blair, and Luke Wilson.

Movie poster

Cast

Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods

Luke Wilson as Emmett

Selma Blair as Vivian Kensington

Victor Garber as Professor Callahan

Jennifer Coolidge as Paulette

Ali Larter as Brooke Windham

Linda Cardellini as Chutney

Notes

  • $18 million budget, made $141 million at the box office – top 20 movie of 2001.
  • Based on a 2001 novel by Amanda Brown about her experiences as a blonde attending Stanford Law School.
  • Christina Applegate turned down the role of Elle Woods; Reese almost didn't get it because of the Tracy Flick shadow from Election.
  • Reese says people come up to her at least once a week saying this movie inspired them to go to law school.
  • The new ending was filmed in London while Reese was filming The Importance of Being Earnest; both she and Luke Wilson had to wear wigs.
  • The movie is NOT a rom-com – it's more of a coming-of-age story; the romantic element with Luke Wilson is underdeveloped.

Categories

Roger Ebert's review

Quote from Rog's review:

The film is impossible to dislike. Witherspoon effortlessly animated this material with sunshine and quick wit.

Bill agrees with the review.

Most re-watchable scene
  • The Harvard admissions video essay montage (Amanda's pick).
  • Elle nailing the evidentiary hearing / the courtroom murder confession (Juliet's pick).
  • The breakup scene – 'I got to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn'.
  • The one-woman costume party (Bunny costume scene).
  • Vivian and Elle finally bonding.
What aged the best?
  • 'Legally Blonde' is just a great title.
  • The tone – makes fun of the right things (blondes, Harvard, sexism) and the jokes land in the right place.
  • The friendships – Elle's friends support her, she supports Jennifer Coolidge.
  • All of the garish early 2000s fashion as a time capsule.
  • The movie as a courtroom drama – should be up there with 'A Few Good Men' and 'My Cousin Vinny'.
  • 'Perfect Day' as the intro/opening song.
  • Good helicopter shots of Boston.
What aged the worst?
  • The pool boy and all the gay stereotyping – 'really, really weirdly stereotypical,' even a flaw in 2001.
  • The bend and snap / nail salon scene – feels like it's from a different movie.
  • The lecherous law professor plotline – predictable trope from that era.
  • The refilmed ending – Reese is obviously wearing a wig, the speech is bad, long awkward close-up with a crazed smile.
  • 'Legally Blonde' 2 and the direct-to-DVD Legally Blondes sequel.
Casting what-ifs
  • Christina Applegate turned down the role of Elle Woods.
  • Reese almost didn't get it because Tracy Flick from Election was such a shadow; she had to do several auditions.
  • Emma Stone discussed as the closest modern equivalent to what Reese did.
Over-acting award
  • Selma Blair as Vivian (Bill's pick).
  • Jennifer Coolidge – the ticks, the bend and snap involvement (Juliet's pick).
  • The bend and snap scene itself – everyone in it is overacting (Amanda's pick).
Best "that guy"
  • The UPS guy (Valerie's lecherous stepdad from 90210) – Bill's winner.
  • The janitor from 'The Breakfast Club' plays Jennifer Coolidge's ex-boyfriend in the trailer park.
  • One of Elle's sorority friends who was also in The Brady Bunch Movie.
Best "heat check" performance
  • Jennifer Coolidge – became a big piece of the story about this movie (Bill's pick).
  • Ali Larter – awesome performance, great chemistry with Reese, leaves a big mark in very little screen time (Juliet's pick).
  • Luke Wilson – has nothing to do, no character, but is very charming (Amanda's pick).
Re-casting couch
  • Vivian Kensington: Jennifer Garner (Bill – Alias hadn't started yet but she could have played more villains).
  • Warner: Ryan Phillippe (Bill – Reese's real husband, good at playing rich guys) or Josh Duhamel.
  • Emmett: Patrick Dempsey (Bill – before Sweet Home Alabama and Grey's Anatomy).
Half-assed (internet) research
  • Reese researched by studying sorority girls on campuses, doing real recon.
  • Reese sported 40 different hairstyles in the movie; in her contract she was allowed to keep all costumes.
  • USC, Stanford, and University of Chicago all refused to allow their names to be used.
  • The original ending had Elle kissing Luke Wilson and starting a 'Blonde Legal Defense Club'; audiences hated it.
  • The Chihuahua who played Bruiser was named Mooney; died in 2016 at age 18.
Apex Mountain
  • Robert Luketic (the Australian director) – yes, this is his apex mountain.
  • Pink scented resumes – yes, this is their apex mountain.
  • Reese Witherspoon – no, her apex is the Oscar (Walk the Line, 4 years later).
  • Jennifer Coolidge – 'American Pie' gets the nod over this.
  • Luke Wilson – no, 'Old School' or Royal Tenenbaums.
  • Harvard (in movies) – no, Social Network is its apex.
  • Ali Larter – whipped cream bikini in 'Varsity Blues' or Heroes.
Picking nits
  • Elle not getting any dates during first year at Harvard Law is unrealistic.
  • Elle getting a 179 on the LSAT seems too high – they could have said 171.
  • Elle had no legal authority to act as a lawyer (unauthorized practice of law in Massachusetts).
  • The murder confession from Chutney came really fast / too easily.
  • The video essay in the Harvard Law application was not actually possible.
  • The diversity – Harvard in the movie looks like Melrose Place; everyone is white.
Sequel, prequel, prestige TV or untouchable?

Juliet: Reese should play Elle at her current age running a law firm as a legal procedural, like The Good Wife but blonde.

(Probably) unanswerable questions

Did Bruiser invent dog television? (Bill notes DIRECTV has a channel for dogs – Channel 562).

What memorabilia would you want (or not want!) from the movie?
  • The orange MacBook – it's a relic, you could sell it for a lot (Juliet and Bill).
  • The internship wardrobe / the suits; also Elle's car (Amanda).
Who won the movie?

Reese Witherspoon – 'Reese wins the movie. Who wins the movie doesn't really need to be debated'.