'The Ice Storm'
In the fifth and final installment of F'ed Up Family February, The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey drop their car keys in the bowl and fire up Ang Lee's 1997 family drama 'The Ice Storm,' starring Kevin Kline, Sigourney Weaver, Joan Allen, and Christina Ricci.

Cast
Kevin Kline as Ben Hood
Joan Allen as Elena Hood
Sigourney Weaver as Janey Carver
Tobey Maguire as Paul Hood
Christina Ricci as Wendy Hood
Elijah Wood as Mikey Carver
Katie Holmes as Libbets Casey
Adam Hann-Byrd as Sandy Carver
Jamey Sheridan as Jim Carver
Henry Czerny as Ted
Allison Janney as Dot Halford
David Krumholtz as Francis Chamberlain Davenport IV
Michael Cumpsty as Reverend Philip Edwards
Directed by: Ang Lee
Written by: James Schamus
Music by: Mychael Danna
Notes
- Part of the 'F'ed Up Family February' series on The Rewatchables – the fifth and final installment for 2022.
- Based on Rick Moody's 1994 novel. Moody saw a cut of the film and cried at the end, saying 'My God, they got it.'
- This was Ang Lee's first American film. He had just come from directing Sense and Sensibility and he's from Taiwan.
- The real ice storm portrayed in the film actually happened December 16th and 17th, 1973, and was named Felix.
- $18 million budget and made only $8 million at the box office – possibly the least successful box office of any movie they've done on the pod. Competed against 'Titanic' and The Full Monty.
- Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver played the President and First Lady in Dave (1993) four years before playing a dysfunctional adultery couple in this.
- This was Tobey Maguire's first big movie – it led to Pleasantville. Katie Holmes's first movie ever – she went from this to Dawson's Creek.
- American Beauty (1999) blocked 'The Ice Storm' from having a second wind, but over time 'The Ice Storm' has been re-recognized as the superior suburban malaise film.
- Bill lists the incredible run of movies from mid-September through December 1997: The Game, L.A. Confidential, The Edge, 'The Ice Storm', 'Boogie Nights', Devil's Advocate, Gattaca, Starship Troopers, 'Good Will Hunting', 'Titanic', Jackie Brown – 15 movies in 15 weeks.
- Two historical inaccuracies: the MTA did not exist in 1973, and Marlboro Lights weren't around yet.
Categories
Quote from Rog's review:
“Despite its mordant undertones, the film was often satirical, frequently very funny, and quietly observant in its performances.”
- Ebert gave it the full four stars.
- It was Gene Siskel's favorite movie of 1997.
- The key party – unanimous pick. Plays out across 30 minutes of the movie, cross-cut with other storylines.
- Sean: Joan Allen at the book sale, encountering the Reverend and then seeing Wendy riding her bike.
- Chris: Kevin Kline driving Tobey Maguire home from the train and giving the 'self-abuse' speech.
- Bill: This movie almost defies the concept of a most rewatchable scene – it needs to be experienced as a total package.
- Key parties as a pop culture concept – this movie made key parties iconic.
- The 'self-abuse' car ride scene – Kevin Kline's hilariously awkward speech about masturbation.
- Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver previously playing the President and First Lady in Dave, now reunited as a dysfunctional '70s couple.
- Sigourney Weaver's entire performance.
- The Tobey Maguire-Katie Holmes breakout – this was both of their launching pads to stardom.
- The Nixon/Watergate shadow hanging over the entire film – one of the few movies that elegantly triangulates the sexual revolution, Watergate, and cultural malaise.
- Waterbeds – Bill: 'Every time I see waterbeds, I'm always like, what were we thinking?'
- The premature ejaculation scene with Jamey Sheridan's character Jim Carver.
- The football scene where Elijah Wood just zones out – Bill says it's the only time he felt it was 'definitely directed by somebody who didn't grow up in America'.
- Natalie Portman turned down the role of Wendy. All three agree Christina Ricci was the right choice – 'slightly darker energy' and 'a little bit more withering'.
- Chris suggests Harrison Ford instead of Kevin Kline. Bill: 'I have trouble when Harrison Ford has to be horny.'
- Sean suggests swapping Elijah Wood for Macaulay Culkin.
- Bill's dream recast: Philip Seymour Hoffman in any role. Chris suggests Hoffman as the Reverend.
- Sean identifies the Jamey Sheridan part (Jim Carver) as the one to recast – suggests Jeff Bridges or Nick Nolte.
Michael Cumpsty as the Reverend – Bill calls him 'the definition of that guy.' The creepy long-haired reverend who looks like William Mapother (Tom Cruise's cousin from Lost).
- Allison Janney at the key party – unanimous pick. She's like an Oscar's host at the key party, the most excited person there.
- Henry Czerny when he gets the keys of the heavy-set woman and gives a 'let's do this' look.
- Bill: Jamey Sheridan at the end – 'Your son's dead. You had no idea he was dead until this moment and you're just kind of like, hey.'
- Bill: The Reverend (Michael Cumpsty) – his 'sometimes the shepherd needs to play with the flock' line at the key party. 'He really flies into the side of the mountain.'
- The real ice storm happened December 16-17, 1973, and was named Felix.
- Ang Lee had cast members study stacks of magazine cutouts from the late '70s to nail the period details.
- Two anachronisms: the MTA did not exist in 1973, and Marlboro Lights weren't around yet.
- The weather lady on TV is the same actress who plays the annoying date with Tom Hanks in 'Sleepless in Seattle' – Bill's wife spotted it.
- Joan Allen – Bill says yes. 1997 was her year with 'The Ice Storm' and 'Face/Off', leading to Pleasantville.
- Key parties – '100 percent, yes. Thumbs fucking up for apex mountain for key parties.'
- Premature ejaculation scenes – Bill still gives it to 'Forrest Gump' over this.
- Would someone in boarding school in 1973 really have a Nixon poster over their bed?
- If you're the dad of the dead kid, isn't your instinct that drunk Kevin Kline hit him with his car? No follow-up questions.
- Sean doesn't understand the logistics of the key party – why is there a single reverend there, and a woman who brought her son?
- What do the next few weeks, months, and years look like for both families? Chris: 'Guessing the worst.' Bill: 'Feels like two divorces for sure.'
- What happens to Sandy (the younger brother)? Bill: 'He's definitely in jail.'
- Did anyone ever have a worse night in a movie than Jim Carver that didn't involve jail? Car crash, embarrassing sexual moment, wife had sex with a young stud, and son electrocuted – all in four hours.
Sean suggests a five-part Netflix miniseries – one episode per day of Thanksgiving weekend (Wednesday through Sunday morning).
- Bill: The key party bowl with the fake keys.
- Chris: The Nixon mask.
- Sean: Jim Carver's Buick – 'minus the reupholstering'.
- Bill: Joan Allen – 'She had a really nice run of really good roles. This is probably her best dramatic performance.'
- Chris: Ang Lee – 'It confirms him as a major filmmaker.'
- Sean: Joan Allen wins among actors; Ang Lee among everyone.
Craig Horlbeck hated the movie – 'the most negative response we've ever gotten about a movie.' Craig: 'I'm going to sit this movie out.'
Sean: Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969) – a movie about two couples exploring the early stages of the sexual revolution. 'This movie is about being at the end of that.'