'Hardball'
The Ringer's Bill Simmons and Van Lathan are just looking for the Bulls to cover the spread as they rewatch the 2001 sports drama 'Hardball' starring Keanu Reeves, Diane Lane, and John Hawkes.

Cast
Keanu Reeves as Conor O'Neill
Diane Lane as Elizabeth Wilkes
Michael B. Jordan as Jamal
John Hawkes as Ticky Tobin
D.B. Sweeney as Opposing Coach
Mike McGlone as Jimmy Fleming
Directed by: Brian Robbins
Written by: John Gatins
Notes
- $32 million budget, made $44 million at the box office.
- Released September 14, 2001 – three days after 9/11. Premiered September 10 at Paramount.
- Originally supposed to be rated R (like 'Varsity Blues'), but the studio forced it to PG-13 at the last second.
- Based on the book by Daniel Coyle.
- Keanu was essential – 'If Keanu says no, we have no movie.'
- Sammy Sosa was paid $55,000 total for his cameo ($50K agreed + $5K extra cash demanded on arrival in a limo).
- The baseball game scene was filmed at Tiger Stadium (Detroit), not Wrigley Field – you can see the outfield wall has no ivy.
- Used CBA footage for NBA games since they couldn't get NBA rights.
- Sterling Brim (from MTV's Ridiculousness) met Michael B. Jordan on this set – they've been best friends ever since.
- Brian Robbins said the kids were starstruck by Keanu doing Matrix stuff on set. MBJ recounted Keanu taking the cast to dinner with Laurence Fishburne.
- The 'We go to the ship' chant may have originated from this movie.
Categories
Quote from Rog's review:
“That sounds like a winning formula. And it might be. If the story told us more about gambling, more about the inner city, and more about coaching baseball.”
- Bill: Keanu's funeral speech for G-Baby – the 'Keanu Day-Lewis' moment.
- Van: the pizza scene – the asthmatic kid walking home through the dangerous neighborhood too late after practice.
- Also discussed: meeting the kids in the dugout, Kofi's book report, Miles pitching with headphones (Big Poppa/Biggie), G-Baby getting his jersey and getting into the game, the Big Poppa crowd singalong.
- Michael B. Jordan – pre-Wallace on The Wire, showing Oscar-quality acting potential as a kid.
- Sterling Brim and MBJ's friendship (met on this set, still best friends).
- The 'We go to the ship' chant – may have originated from this movie.
- John Hawkes – became a respected Oscar-nominated actor for Winter's Bone.
- The Sammy Sosa cameo story ($55K, demanded extra cash).
- Practice ending too late / dangerous walk home scene.
- The crew of child actors being excellent.
- The narrative around gang violence in Chicago – prescient and only more relevant.
- G-Baby getting murdered – still devastating.
- End of D.B. Sweeney era (relegated to minor villain role).
- Sammy Sosa's career going downhill after this.
- The unrealistic baseball defensive plays.
- Diane Lane's character/date with Keanu being weird.
- The ending song ('The Storm Is Over Now' by R. Kelly) – worst aged item per Van, given it's a kids movie set in Chicago.
- White savior framing.
- Gang violence in Chicago only getting worse.
- No real casting what-ifs – Keanu was always the guy.
- Diane Lane was shoehorned in – movie originally had no love interest.
- Winner: Mike McGlone – the 'Wall Street' guy. Known from multiple Ed Burns films.
- Also: the mafia guy from Oz (the one Keanu gets $12K from).
- Keanu Reeves – 'nobody else is coming close.'
- Diane Lane as the Judd Nelson 'seems like they're in a completely different movie' award.
- Winner: John Hawkes (Keanu's gambling buddy) – only in ~5 scenes but steals them.
- Also: Michael B. Jordan – only ~5 scenes, great acting moment.
Would rename Jamal (MBJ's character) to 'Wallace' to connect it to The Wire as an origin story.
- Baseball game filmed at Tiger Stadium, not Wrigley Field (no ivy on outfield wall).
- Used CBA footage for Bulls-Heat games instead of real NBA footage.
- Brian Robbins said kids were starstruck by Keanu doing Matrix stuff on set.
- MBJ recounted Keanu taking cast to dinner with Laurence Fishburne.
- Premiered September 10 at Paramount, day before 9/11.
- Keanu Reeves – no. Keanu's acting – yes (funeral scene may be his best single acting scene ever).
- Sammy Sosa – yes (2001, still peak fame, no steroid scandal yet).
- Ticket scalpers – yes (still prominent, before the online era).
- Big Poppa the song – yes (20+ years, enduring through cable).
- Inconsistent number of players on the team (fluctuates between 8-10).
- Diane Lane's character would never be single.
- Mavs-Bulls tickets worth $46 for pizza? (Tim Floyd era, 15-67 Bulls.)
- Not enough Keanu playing/coaching baseball scenes.
- G-Baby's bullet hole looks like handgun wound, but it was a shotgun.
- Conor O'Neill has never heard 'Big Poppa' before (impossible for someone his age).
Yes – easily could be a 10-episode Netflix show.
- Wouldn't G-Baby's death have been a massive local news story with camera crews at the funeral?
- What classes did Keanu teach at the Chicago high school the next year?
- Who gets the Sammy Sosa cameo in a 2021 remake? (Tim Anderson suggested.)
- Is 'Hardball' a third cousin, second cousin, half-brother, or uncle of The Wire? (Van: 'second cousin through marriage.').
- Van: Keanu's leather jacket.
- Bill: the 'Do It For G-Baby' sign from the stands in the final game.
G-Baby – Bill notes he doesn't remember ever giving this to a fictional character before, but G-Baby is by far the most enduring part of the movie.