'Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery'
The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey wish they were never artificially created in a lab! It's time for 'Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery,' starring Mike Myers and Elizabeth Hurley.

Cast
Mike Myers as Austin Powers / Dr. Evil
Elizabeth Hurley as Vanessa Kensington
Seth Green as Scott Evil
Will Ferrell as Mustafa
Robert Wagner as Number Two
Mimi Rogers as Mrs. Kensington
Michael York as Basil Exposition
Directed by: Jay Roach
Notes
- $16.5 million budget, made $67 million domestic – a slow sleeper that grew via word of mouth and home video.
- Dr. Evil is a Lorne Michaels impersonation, famously originated by Dana Carvey behind the scenes at SNL. Myers taking it caused a legendary rift.
- Jim Carrey was wanted to play Dr. Evil but was unavailable due to Liar Liar.
- The movie only made $67M at the box office but became a VHS/DVD juggernaut – one of the most successful videos of the 1990s.
- The sequel made 5x as much ($300M+ domestically).
- Daniel Craig acknowledged the Austin Powers series forced the James Bond franchise to become much more serious.
- Myers created Austin Powers based on a fake 1960s rock band called Ming Tea that he started with Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs.
- George Harrison's last letter was written to Mike Myers as Austin Powers during production of the third film. He asked for a Mini-Me doll.
- Joe Son (Random Task) is serving a lifetime prison sentence.
- They wanted Austin to drink a Zima in the Vegas bar scene, but Zima figured out they were mocking the brand, so they switched to Tab Cola.
- Christian Slater had a scene that was cut from the film.
- The shushing scene between Dr. Evil and Scott Evil was apparently improvised.
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Quote from Rog's review:
“A funny movie that only gets funnier the more familiar you are with James Bond movies, all the Bond clones, and countless other 1960s films.”
Ebert gave it a solid 3 stars, appreciating the film's deep knowledge of its source material.
- The group therapy scene where Dr. Evil gives his childhood monologue – 'in the running for greatest four minutes of a comedy in the 90s.'
- The cryo facility wake-up scene (the long pee, the penis enlarger kit, 'I'm having difficulty controlling the volume of my voice').
- Mustafa's murder scene in Las Vegas ('You shot me right in the arm!').
- Austin being naked / sausage scene with Vanessa.
- Scott Evil saying 'why don't you just shoot him now?'
- Dr. Evil being a Lorne Michaels impersonation – every Dr. Evil scene is 'just lights out.'
- Elizabeth Hurley – 'still aging wonderfully.'
- Will Ferrell as Mustafa – 'no Anchorman without this movie.'
- The steamroller slow-motion murder scene.
- The five stages of defrosting.
- Character names: Basil Exposition, Alotta Fagina, Random Task.
- The parody of old Bond movies – hosts wonder if people under 35 even get the references anymore.
- Austin sexually harassing Vanessa – though the movie handles it better than expected.
- Robert Wagner being in the movie.
- Jim Carrey was wanted to play Dr. Evil but was unavailable.
- Dana Carvey originated the Lorne Michaels impression – caused a huge rift when Myers took it.
- Colin Quinn turned down the role of Scott Evil and later regretted it.
- Pamela Anderson apparently auditioned for Elizabeth Hurley's role.
- Charles Napier – from Silence of the Lambs (the last prison guard).
- Larry Thomas (the Soup Nazi) as the blackjack dealer.
- Fabiana Udenio (Alotta Fagina) – 'became that guy from this movie.'
Alotta Fagina (Fabiana Udenio) in the hot tub scene – 'bizarre' and 'not funny,' the only scene that doesn't quite work.
- Bill's pick: Seth Green.
- Chris and Sean's pick: Will Ferrell as Mustafa.
- Other candidates: Tom Arnold, Mimi Rogers, Mindy Sterling as Frau Farbissina.
Robert Wagner (Number Two) – Rob Lowe replacing him in the sequel was perfect ('Robert Wagner 2.0').
- Joe Son (Random Task) is serving a lifetime prison sentence.
- AOL version 3.0 is on Austin's computer.
- Austin's car: 1961 Jaguar E-Type Open Two Seater Series 1.
- Jay Roach did the AOL product placement to get a free year of service.
- George Harrison's last letter was written to Mike Myers as Austin Powers.
- Myers created the character based on a fake 1960s band called Ming Tea with Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs.
- Mike Myers – Austin Powers 2 (1999) is his Apex Mountain, when he takes the torch from Jim Carrey.
- New Line Cinema – 1997 is their Apex Mountain year (Austin Powers, 'Boogie Nights', Wag the Dog).
- Elizabeth Hurley – yes, this is her Apex Mountain.
- Bond parodies – yes.
- Frau Farbissina (Mindy Sterling) – probably her Apex Mountain.
Clearly Mike Myers – unanimous, no debate.
- Dr. Evil builds a cryogenic rocket out of a Bob's Big Boy statue on top of a hip London nightclub.
- Some iconic sequences have been ruined by overexposure – 'Do I make you horny?' said millions of times in bars, 'one million dollars' feels overplayed.
- Chris: The Swedish-made penis enlarger.
- Bill: Dr. Evil's suit/outfit.
Is this the single best movie franchise from a PR standpoint? Three movies, all successful, left on top, didn't overstay its welcome.
- Craig controversially prefers Austin Powers 2 and 3 over the original – he saw them first.
- Bill's ranking: 2, 1, 3. Sean's ranking: 1, 2, 3.