April 02, 2020

'Tommy Boy'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Cousin Sal are just a couple of fat guys in little coats trying to save their father's company after they rewatch 'Tommy Boy' starring Chris Farley, David Spade, and Rob Lowe.

Movie poster

Cast

Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan

David Spade as Richard

Brian Dennehy as Big Tom Callahan

Bo Derek as Beverly

Rob Lowe as Paul (uncredited)

Julie Warner as Michelle

Dan Aykroyd as Zalinsky

Directed by: Peter Segal

Written by: Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner

Notes

  • Recorded during COVID-19 quarantine (approximately day 73); 25th anniversary of the film.
  • Budget $22 million; grossed $32 million theatrically but became one of the top 10 biggest VHS/DVD purchases of all time by 2004.
  • The core audience (stoned college kids) weren't going to theaters but became obsessed once it hit home video.
  • Farley hits the 'rewatchable trifecta': best SNL sketches (Chippendales), best comedy movie ('Tommy Boy'), best talk show entrance ever (Letterman).
  • The 'fat guy in a little coat' bit originated from something Farley would do in the SNL offices to annoy Spade; an editor suggested he sing it in the movie.
  • David Spade and Farley got into a real altercation on set – Spade threw his Diet Coke on Farley, Farley threw Spade against a wall and down some stairs.
  • Rob Lowe was uncredited – was filming The Stand and felt weird about doing another movie; did it because he loved Farley.
  • Lorne Michaels originally envisioned the Farley + Rob Lowe duo; Lowe had scheduling conflicts, then Adam Sandler was busy with Billy Madison, so Spade was the third choice.
  • Matthew McConaughey auditioned for the Rob Lowe villain role (two years after 'Dazed and Confused').
  • Original working title: 'Billy the Third, a Midwesterner'; other titles considered: 'Fat Chance,' 'Rocky Road,' 'Excel Tommy'.
  • Brian Dennehy got choked up talking about Farley in a 2001 interview – Farley had died about three years prior.
  • Farley claimed 'Holy Schnikeys' came from John Candy in Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

Categories

Roger Ebert's review

Quote from Rog's review:

Tommy Boy is one of those movies that plays like an explosion down at the screenplay factory.
  • Ebert put it on his 'Most Hated' list (normally reserved for movies like Showgirls).
  • The hosts agree Ebert was terrible at reviewing broad comedies – 'like a basketball player who just couldn't go left'.
Most re-watchable scene
  • Tommy's first sales meeting – re-enacts a car accident, sets model cars on fire, 'New guy's in the corner puking his guts out' (Sean and Sal's pick).
  • Tommy and the boat with Julie Warner – Farley shows real acting chops, kids heckling ('Hey Gilligan, did you eat the Skipper?') (Bill's pick).
  • The road trip stretch: Fat Guy in a Little Coat → Carpenters sing-along → car accident → Prehistoric Forest → diner scene.
  • The diner scene – Tommy accidentally gets Helen the waitress to reopen the kitchen; Richard realizes Tommy has sales ability.
  • Richard watching the girl in the pool / 'Buddy Whack-It'.
  • The climax – Tommy gets Zalinsky to sign the order for 500,000 brake pads.
  • Opening credits sequence – kid running, transitions to older Farley, graduating, face-planting.
What aged the best?
  • Rob Lowe's performance – his comedy side was unexpected; really good in anything SNL-adjacent.
  • Brian Dennehy's performance – overqualified, a legend of the American stage; perfect casting as Big Tom.
  • Subtle comedy details – 'Luke, I'm your father' with the fan; the Callahan family portraits.
  • Tommy and Richard singing songs together (Carpenters, etc.)
  • The bees gimmick (getting pulled over, pretending bees are in the car).
  • The old lady at the board meeting: 'First factory goes under, the whole town goes under, and that's when the whores come in'.
  • Farley's speech to the town: 'I lost my virginity to your daughter... Rob, you were there'.
What aged the worst?
  • Sandusky, Ohio as the setting – now unfortunately associated with the Penn State scandal.
  • Bo Derek stunt casting – was a big deal in 1995 but younger audiences have no idea who she is.
  • Flashdance jokes – nobody under 35 knows what Flashdance is.
  • Sneaking onto an airplane and pretending to be flight attendants – completely impossible post-9/11.
  • Dan Aykroyd's character/performance – doing a Coneheads voice with a Mel Kiper Jr. look; confusing tone.
  • Herbie Hancock joke – doesn't land with younger audiences.
Casting what-ifs
  • The Richard role was originally for Rob Lowe (Farley + Lowe duo); Lowe had scheduling conflicts.
  • Adam Sandler was pursued but was already shooting Billy Madison; Spade was the third choice.
  • Matthew McConaughey auditioned for the Rob Lowe villain role.
  • Helen the waitress was originally supposed to be played by Roseanne Barr, who was busy.
Over-acting award

Dan Aykroyd – doing a crazy Chicago accent crossed with Coneheads; filmed all his scenes in two days (winner).

Best "that guy"

Zach Grenier – bald board member with bulgy eyes; was in 'Fight Club', Curb Your Enthusiasm, Devs; approximately 75 TV shows over 30 years (winner).

Best "heat check" performance
  • Rob Lowe – only about four scenes, uncredited, makes the most of each one; the cow-tipping scene is highlighted (winner).
  • Dan Aykroyd – could also win this.
Re-casting couch
  • Replace Bo Derek with Phoebe Cates – she was only 32 in 1995, a better actress, had the nostalgia/sex appeal (Bill's pick).
  • Julie Bowen discussed as a swap for Julie Warner.
Half-assed (internet) research
  • Rob Lowe was uncredited – was filming The Stand, did it because he loved Farley.
  • Farley did all his own stunts.
  • Spade and Farley's real altercation on set – Spade threw Diet Coke on Farley, Farley threw Spade against a wall.
  • Both Spade and Farley dated Laurie Bagley (the naked woman in the pool), causing tension on Black Sheep set.
  • Bo Derek was nominated for a Razzie for Worst Supporting Actress.
Apex Mountain
  • Chris Farley: Yes, unanimously.
  • David Spade: Kind of yes, though his son's generation knows Spade as 'the Grown Ups guy'.
  • Brake pads: 100% yes – apex mountain for brake pads.
  • Julie Warner: Debated – Doc Hollywood is competition.
Picking nits
  • How hard would it be to drive on the highway without a driver-side door? The wind would be brutal.
  • Tommy Senior was rich enough to run a background check on his young, hot fiancee.
  • Bo Derek's grift is absurd – gets a job at a weight-loss camp to meet overweight wealthy men, marry them, and hope they die?
  • How easy was it in 1995 to hack Julie Warner's computer and change hundreds of brake pad sales?
(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • Are we sure Bo Derek didn't kill Tommy Senior? Her whole grift: marry him, hope he dies. He dies at the wedding reception.
  • Were Tommy and Julie Warner's character actually dating? No kiss, no affection shown, she's not on the boat at the end.
Sequel, prequel, prestige TV or untouchable?

'God no. Don't remake this movie. Stay away.'

Who won the movie?

Chris Farley – unanimously. 'This is a Chris Farley movie.' One of the most convincing 'who won the movie' picks they've had.