'Taken'
The Ringer's Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano have 'a very special set of skills' that allow them to rewatch and celebrate 2008's action thriller 'Taken' starring Liam Neeson and directed by Pierre Morel.
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- Bill's dad coined the '5 o'clocker' concept – simple, brain-off action movies you'd catch at the 5pm showing after work. Taken is the quintessential 5 o'clocker: you can describe the plot in five words or less ('Liam Neeson daughter gets taken').
- $226 million worldwide gross, only 58% on Rotten Tomatoes. Launched two sequels and an NBC TV series in 2017. Also spawned an entire subgenre of older-actor action movies ('The Equalizer', 'John Wick').
- Liam Neeson became an action star in his mid-50s – previously known for Schindler's List, Woody Allen movies, and Shakespeare. He expected Taken to go straight to video but spent four months in Paris learning karate.
- Jeff Bridges was originally cast as Bryan Mills but dropped out because he didn't realize how physically demanding the role would be, paving the way for Neeson.
- Famke Janssen's role as the incompetent ex-wife inspired her to become a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN Office on Drugs and Crime. Liam Neeson reported that American parents thanked him for warning them about the dangers of letting their kids travel to France.
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- Five incredible rewatchable scenes: Kimmy gets taken, Bryan talks to the kidnappers on the phone, Bryan takes out the apartment of bad guys, Bryan shows up to Jean-Claude's house for dinner, and the entire ending sequence.
- Shea picks the taking sequence – from Kim hiding under the bed through the phone call. "Every single time, the floor drops out from underneath me."
- Bill picks the Jean-Claude dinner scene – his wife serving chicken while they size each other up, then Bryan shoots her in the arm. "It's a flesh wound." One of the greatest cable scenes of all time.
- Liam Neeson's entire career got retrofitted after Taken – now Bryan Mills is in every movie he did before. "Bryan Mills in Love Actually."
- The phone monologue: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want... I will find you. And I will kill you." Bill argues it was already 100 out of 100 from day one.
- Jean-Claude as the cautionary tale about getting soft behind a desk and forgetting the weight of a loaded gun. The biggest lesson of the movie.
- The movie knows exactly what it is – simple premise, no main bad guy, just Neeson tearing down the entire Albanian sex trafficking ring.
- The portrayal of every foreigner as a kidnapper, sex trafficker, or murderer – every non-American character is horrible and going to die.
- Two teenage girls in 2008 lying to their parents to follow U2 around Europe. Written by Luc Besson who clearly didn't have a feel for what young people liked – by 2008, U2's target demographic was in their late 50s.
- Lenore's terrible parenting – didn't care about the trip, completely left it in Bryan's hands, didn't go to Paris, married the wrong guy.
- Taken 3 – universally acknowledged as terrible. Bill is a defender of Taken 2 but agrees it's not as exciting as the original because it has a defined main villain.
- Jeff Bridges was originally cast as Bryan Mills but dropped out because he didn't realize how physically demanding the role would be.
- Jeff Bridges could have pulled it off – same element of surprise as Neeson, a serious actor in an action role – but it wouldn't have worked as well.
- Marco – the Albanian kidnapper who said "Good luck" on the phone, which Bryan later uses to identify him.
- Jean-Claude – Bryan's old friend who got soft behind a desk.
- Jean-Claude's wife – the nicest woman in the world who just made Bryan chicken and got shot in the arm for it.
- The sex slavery club manager – "It was only business, it was not personal."
- The Sheik – the stereotypical fat sex-hungry sheik at the end who bought the wrong girl on the wrong day.
Jean-Claude – the actor who plays him is the quintessential That Guy. Nobody knows his real name, but he owns the role. Got soft behind a desk, carries a baguette with no bag, and his wife got shot in the arm.
- Liam Neeson expected the movie to go straight to video. He spent four months in Paris learning karate.
- Famke Janssen's role inspired her to become a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN Office on Drugs and Crime.
- Maggie Grace was reportedly trained by running coach Alberto Salazar to learn to run like a younger girl – she clearly runs like a toddler in the movie.
- On the map Bryan holds at the airport, the dissolved Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia can be clearly seen.
- Liam Neeson said American parents thanked him for warning them about France. He always explains the dangers were exaggerated for the film.
- Bryan kills 31 people in the movie.
- Liam Neeson – 100%. Did the impossible, became an action star in his mid-50s. Schindler's List won the Oscar but Taken is his Apex Mountain.
- Maggie Grace – was also on Lost at the same time. Never got better for her after this. She'll forever be "the daughter from Taken."
- Albanian sex traffickers – the best thing that's ever happened to them in movies. Apex Mountain for Albanians.
The sex trafficking club manager – strange performance. Got shot three times, lying on the ground trying to appeal to Bryan with "It was only business." Really going for it in a weird way.
- The fifth-floor apartment in Paris that two 17-year-old girls get to stay in – the nicest apartment ever. Amanda's cousin's place while they're "in Spain."
- The kidnappers left Kim's cell phone behind, which is the only reason Bryan can trace anything.
- Bryan somehow buys electronics in Paris and rigs up a cell phone transmitter to redirect calls on the fly – would take months of planning in reality.
- Can you really recognize a specific Albanian's voice just by having them repeat the words "Good luck"?
- Why didn't they just kill Bryan in the sex club instead of handcuffing him to the ceiling? They told someone to "kill him quietly" and then had a massive shootout.
- Did Kim learn her lesson? She's all-in on trusting Dad in the sequels, so maybe it was worth it – 35 people died but it worked out.
- Do sex slavery auctions with red buttons and champagne curtains really exist? Bill says everything up to the buttons might be real.
- Did Jean-Claude's wife survive? She definitely survived the flesh wound. Hopefully she divorced Jean-Claude.
Liam Neeson – not only wins the movie, he wins action movies and revives the genre. Launched a whole new frontier of 5 o'clockers now being made by Netflix, Amazon, and Apple.
