February 10, 2019

'A Star Is Born'

The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Sean Fennessey are off the deep end as they rewatch the 2018 sensation 'A Star Is Born', starring Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga, directed by Bradley Cooper.

Movie poster

Cast

Bradley Cooper as Jackson Maine

Lady Gaga as Ally

Sam Elliott as Bobby Maine

Andrew Dice Clay as Lorenzo

Dave Chappelle as Noodles

Anthony Ramos as Ramon

Directed by: Bradley Cooper

Written by: Bradley Cooper, Eric Roth

Notes

  • Episode recorded right before the 2019 Oscars, when 'A Star Is Born' was expected to win but was losing momentum to Roma and Green Book. The hosts are mystified by Bradley Cooper being snubbed for Best Director.
  • Cooper spent a year learning to lower his voice by a full octave with a vocal coach. Before every take he would say '11 elegant elephants' 100 times to warm up his voice – a technique he learned doing The Elephant Man on Broadway.
  • Cooper underwent a full body spray tan every day and put menthol around his eyes to look bloodshot. Lady Gaga remained bare-faced with only lip balm and moisturizer for most of the filming (though Amanda insists it's 'no makeup makeup').
  • Bradley Cooper's actual dog Charlie played the dog in the movie. The drag queen scenes were largely unscripted and improvised. Cooper credits Adam McKay's help.
  • The opening concert was shot at Coachella. The cop bar is the Short Stop in Echo Park. The grocery store is Super 8 Foods in Glassell Park. Ali's debut was shot at the Greek Theatre. Jackson Maine's house is in the Mountaingate neighborhood of Calabasas – sold for $4.2 million in 2017.
  • The movie is structured around a red/blue color motif: Jackson Maine is always in blue, Ally is always in red, and 'La Vie En Rose' (the pink neon sign) represents their union. The final shot is police lights flashing blue and red.
  • Jason Isbell wrote 'Maybe It's Time.' Lukas Nelson (Willie Nelson's son) wrote several songs for the soundtrack. Cooper insisted on singing live after Lady Gaga convinced him she hated watching lip-synced musical performances.

Categories

Most re-watchable scene
  • The Shallow performance – her watching him, him coaxing her out on stage, her reluctance, and then the moment she decides to go for it. The crowd is into it, Cooper is selling it with his supportive boyfriend face, and it's just an incredible three minutes of cinema.
  • The cop bar scene – one of the great flirting scenes in movie history. The nose moment, the touching, the weirdness. 'Almost every single person in the music industry told me my nose is too big.' 'Your nose is beautiful.'
  • The parking lot scene – him looking at her while she's writing the song in real time. 'I think you might be a songwriter.'
  • The grocery store scene – fishing for frozen peas, looking for gauze. Could be in a rom-com. Their chemistry is incredible.
  • The Cooper-Elliott final scene – 'If I was no good, then why did you steal my fucking voice?' Brothers who don't know how to say I love you.
  • The Grammy scene – hard to watch but also kind of funny. He doesn't need to pee on himself but it's like they said 'how do we really humiliate this guy?'
What aged the best?
  • The nose scene – now the go-to movie for anyone self-conscious about their nose. Congratulations.
  • The Sam Elliott meme with the tiara – going to go on for as long as we have memes.
  • The soundtrack – rare that both characters' songs are pretty good. Jason Isbell's 'Maybe It's Time,' 'I'll Always Remember Us This Way,' and of course Shallow.
  • The ending – didn't totally work on first viewing but gets better every time. The way it cuts between her performing and him creating the song.
What aged the worst?
  • The second hour is a grind compared to the first – 'all right, we get it, she's becoming a pop star.'
  • The Dave Chappelle scene feels underwritten – he's really good but the material doesn't stand up to his performance. They basically get bullied into getting married by Dave Chappelle.
  • The 'Why Did You Do That' pop song – intentionally bad or just bad? The hosts can't decide. Either way, the musical orthodoxy of the movie is unclear.
  • The method of suicide is tough to watch – Sean argues it has to happen for the movie's themes to work, but Bill questions whether it needed to be so explicit.
Casting what-ifs
  • Remake talks began in 2011 with Beyonce starring and Clint Eastwood directing – she became pregnant with Blue Ivy and the project stalled for years.
  • In 2015 it was briefly Cooper and Beyonce. The hosts debate whether Beyonce can act – Amanda diplomatically declines to weigh in.
  • Various actors approached to co-star including Christian Bale, Leonardo DiCaprio, Will Smith, and Tom Cruise. Bill cannot think of a bigger travesty than Tom Cruise as Jackson Maine.
  • Andrew Dice Clay selected over Robert De Niro, John Turturro, and John Travolta for the father role. Sean is flabbergasted: 'No one called Bob De Niro and said Bob, it's gonna be Dice Man.'
  • Ray Liotta almost joined as Jackson's manager but they decided to cut the part.
Best "heat check" performance
  • Andrew Dice Clay – the biggest heat check with the smallest amount of screen time. You know exactly who he is the moment he appears.
  • Runners-up: Sam Elliott, Jackson's dog Charlie.
  • Alec Baldwin gets a mention for his introduction of Ally at the awards show.
Best "that guy"
  • Anthony Ramos – Ally's gay best friend from Hamilton. 'What's an algorithm?' 'It's like a beat. Yeah, like in music.'
  • Ron Rifkin – the old guy in rehab. Both Rifkin and Greg Grunberg (the driver) were Cooper's co-stars on Alias, which was his big break.
Over-acting award

Rez Gavron (Rafi Gavron) – Ally's slimy manager. A Billy Zane-type part where you know he's no good the moment you see him. The final confrontation with Cooper where he says 'you're ruining her career' is mustache-twirling villainy.

Half-assed (internet) research
  • Opening scenes shot at Coachella. The cop bar is the Short Stop in Echo Park. The blue drag bar is the Virgil in East Hollywood.
  • Jackson Maine's house sold for $4.2 million in 2017 in the Mountaingate neighborhood of Calabasas – 'every time you're in the garage you're just scared.'
  • Cooper underwent a full body spray tan every day. Lady Gaga wore only lip balm and moisturizer (allegedly).
  • Cooper ad-libbed the 'you're ugly' scene. Lady Gaga didn't know it was coming and her upset reaction was genuine.
  • The majority of the drag queen scenes were unscripted and improvised.
  • A billboard with Ford nooses is displayed next to Jackson's head early in the film, foreshadowing the ending.
Apex Mountain
  • Bradley Cooper – 1000%. The star-director combo is always impressive, and even part of the victory is that it's a big gamble that paid off.
  • Lady Gaga – tentative yes. She was already a world-historical pop star, but if she wins the Oscar it's definitely yes.
Picking nits
  • The geography of the opening doesn't make sense – he plays at Coachella (outside Palm Springs) but somehow ends up at a bar in East Hollywood. The limo driver says they're an hour and forty minutes away.
  • The Shallow performance – she sings two separate pieces of a song perfectly with no rehearsal. He arranged it in his head while drunk. 'This guy can't even buy potato chips.'
  • The missing hours between the parking lot (nighttime) and when he drops her off (full daylight, 7:30am). What happened in those hours?
Who won the movie?

Bradley Cooper unanimously. As an actor it's equal with Lady Gaga, but he also directed, conceived, and fought for Lady Gaga's casting. The star-director combo at this level on your first try is incredibly impressive.

(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • Why didn't Bradley Cooper ever admit he's doing an Eddie Vedder impersonation? He lists all these other influences but spent time with Vedder and basically stole his whole act.
  • How big of a deal would it be if Jackson Maine pissed himself at the Grammys in real life? The hosts break down the five-day news cycle: day one is the emergency podcast, day two is 'should we be making fun of addiction,' day five is he's in treatment and it's the Jennifer Garner fast food photos.
Sequel, prequel, prestige TV or untouchable?

No – it would just be a different thing entirely. This story works as a movie.