November 16, 2020

'Home Alone'

The Ringer's Chris Ryan and Sean Fennessey and ESPN's Mina Kimes made their parents disappear after rewatching the 1990 classic 'Home Alone' starring Macaulay Culkin, Catherine O'Hara, and Joe Pesci.

Movie poster

Cast

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister

Joe Pesci as Harry

Daniel Stern as Marv

Catherine O'Hara as Kate McCallister

John Candy as Gus Polinski

John Heard as Peter McCallister

Directed by: Chris Columbus

Written by: John Hughes

Music by: John Williams

Notes

  • Originally set up at Warner Bros with a $10 million budget; when Chris Columbus wanted $14-18 million, WB refused and Fox picked it up.
  • Old Man Marley (Roberts Blossom) was NOT in John Hughes' original script - Chris Columbus added him.
  • Joe Pesci stayed in character between takes and was reportedly difficult on set.
  • The photo of Buzz's girlfriend was actually a boy dressed up as a girl - Columbus didn't want to embarrass a real girl.
  • Budget was approximately $18 million; earned nearly $500 million worldwide.

Categories

Most re-watchable scene

The full battle sequence with the Wet Bandits - paint cans, blowtorch, tar and feathers, Micro Machines, ornaments on the floor.

What aged the best?
  • The physical comedy - Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern's commitment to the slapstick.
  • Catherine O'Hara's performance as the frantic mother.
What aged the worst?
  • The negligent parenting - leaving your kid behind is harder to accept now.
  • Uncle Frank is genuinely terrible to Kevin and nobody addresses it.
Casting what-ifs
  • Robert De Niro was considered for one of the burglars.
  • Jon Lovitz or John Candy as Harry instead of Joe Pesci.
Best "heat check" performance

Devin Ratray as Buzz McCallister - a truly hateable older brother performance.

Over-acting award

Uncle Frank (Gerry Bamman) - 'Look what you did, you little jerk!'

Apex Mountain
  • Macaulay Culkin - this was the peak of the biggest child star run ever.
  • John Hughes as a writer (non-directing).
  • Chris Columbus as a director.
Half-assed (internet) research
  • How does Kevin know how to set up all those elaborate traps?
  • The timeline of the trip to Paris vs. when they realize Kevin is missing.
Picking nits
  • The Wet Bandits would be dead or critically injured from many of these traps.
  • Why don't the McCallisters just call the local police immediately?
Sequel, prequel, prestige TV or untouchable?

A dark comedy series about a family of grifters where the kid is the mastermind.

(Probably) unanswerable questions
  • Did Kevin's parents ever take him to therapy after this?
  • How did the McCallisters afford that house and a trip to Paris for that many people?
Who won the movie?

The movie won - became one of the highest-grossing films of all time and a perennial holiday classic.