'8MM'
The Ringer's Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan are hired to uncover whether the very podcast they are on is real or just smoke and mirrors. We revisit the 1999 mystery thriller '8MM' starring Nicolas Cage, James Gandolfini, and Joaquin Phoenix.

Cast
Nicolas Cage as Tom Welles
Joaquin Phoenix as Max California
James Gandolfini as Eddie Poole
Catherine Keener as Amy Welles
Peter Stormare as Dino Velvet
Chris Bauer as Machine
Anthony Heald as Daniel Longdale
Norman Reedus as Warren
Directed by: Joel Schumacher
Written by: Andrew Kevin Walker
Music by: Mychael Danna
Notes
- David Fincher was originally approached to direct as a spiritual Seven sequel, but passed. Andrew Kevin Walker wrote both screenplays.
- Andrew Kevin Walker disowned the film after the studio and Schumacher made it less dark than his original script. He refused to even watch the finished film. His original script had a much darker child pornography subplot.
- $40 million budget, nearly $100 million box office, but only 21% on Rotten Tomatoes. The hosts emphatically disagree with the critical consensus.
- Russell Crowe was originally the lead, but when they went bigger-budget they swapped him for Cage. 'They missed the Crowe thing by a year' – Crowe was about to go on one of the best four-year runs ever.
- Chris Ryan's observation: the movie is 'better as a Rewatchable than as a watchable' – better to see it for the 6th time than the first or second time.
Categories
Quote from Rog's review:
“I know some audience members will be appalled by this film, as many were by Seven, but it is a real film, not a slick exploitation exercise with all the trappings of depravity but none of the consequences.”
- The second scene between Cage and Mrs. Matthews (Amy Morton) – she's dressed up, making dinner, and he asks whether she'd rather imagine her daughter alive or know the worst truth.
- Joaquin Phoenix's intro at the porn shop reading 'Anal Secretary' (actually Truman Capote), offering 'Can I interest you in a battery operated vagina?'
- The Meatpacking District showdown with the crossbow, particularly when Dino Velvet reveals he knew Cage wasn't legit.
- Machine as a villain – the reveal that there's no disfigurement, no tragic backstory, just 'I did it because I liked it.'
- The conspiracy-with-no-conspiracy theme.
- Van Lathan: the overall desperation of the movie – 'everyone feels desperate in the movie, and that seems like it's aged fucking pretty well.'
- Anthony Heald as the scumbag lawyer.
- Every Catherine Keener scene / the wife-and-baby subplot.
- The entire concept of physical porn shops and the seedy underground – in the internet age, 'this movie makes so much less sense in 2020.'
- The decision to kill Max California.
- The first 8 minutes of the movie are completely unnecessary.
- David Fincher was initially approached to direct.
- Russell Crowe was originally the lead before Cage.
- Mark Wahlberg reportedly turned down Max California – would have been odd 2.5 years after 'Boogie Nights'.
- Mel Gibson was reportedly offered the lead. William Friedkin and Paul Verhoeven were mentioned as potential directors.
- Nicolas Cage during the scene where he tortures Gandolfini and makes the phone call to Mrs. Matthews – 'he dials it up to 17 out of 10.'
- Peter Stormare as Dino Velvet – 'never does a single normal line reading,' including his death scene: 'I thought I would die in a much more cinematic way than this.'
James Gandolfini – all three hosts agree. 'This is a part that in the wrong hands with the wrong actor, it just is not going to have the same impact and he really does it amazingly.'
- The tall blonde guy in the S&M outfit at the seedy shop – same actor is Adam Sandler's doctor in Funny People.
- Norman Reedus – roughly 12 years before The Walking Dead.
- Anthony Heald (Dr. Chilton from Silence of the Lambs).
- Amy Morton as Mrs. Matthews.
- Bill: 'I would recast the part with Nick Cage's wife and not have her in the movie. I would replace her with nothing.'
- Chris Ryan suggests a role-swap remake: Phoenix plays the detective and Cage plays the washed-up guy working at the adult bookstore.
- Eddie Poole drives a Stutz Blackhawk, a prestigious 70s-80s car that Elvis and Sinatra owned – 'kind of way too expensive for what a scumbag this guy was.'
- Bill read Andrew Kevin Walker's original script online. The main difference: extensive child pornography subplot and much darker underground scenes, all cut by the studio.
- Snuff film movies – yes, they couldn't come up with a better Hollywood treatment of a snuff film plot.
- Seedy porn shops (cinematically) – probably yes.
- Fake seedy LA red-light district – yes.
- Catherine Keener's entire subplot is unnecessary.
- The lawyer never undermines Cage or burns the film when he opens the safe.
- Cage's 1999 digital imagery technology is impossibly advanced for the era.
- Cage is a terrible PI who never disguises himself when going undercover.
- The score by Mychael Danna has a 'vaguely Middle Eastern tinge' that doesn't fit.
Bill: 'Yes please. Let's do the 2020 version of this now.' Chris Ryan wants a Dino Velvet prequel. Van Lathan wants a storyline of an LAPD vice officer going after Dino Velvet.
Joaquin Phoenix – 'far and away the best part of the movie.' 1B: Machine.
- After Cage kills Machine in the cemetery, what happens next? Is there an investigation?
- Did he have to answer for any of the killings?