'Fast Five'
The Ringer's Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano reunite with Dom and Brian on the streets of Brazil to rewatch the 2011 action hit 'Fast Five' starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, and Dwayne Johnson.

Cast
Vin Diesel as Dominic Toretto
Paul Walker as Brian O'Connor
Dwayne Johnson as Agent Luke Hobbs
Jordana Brewster as Mia Toretto
Tyrese Gibson as Roman Pierce
Gal Gadot as Giselle
Sung Kang as Han
Elsa Pataky as Elena Neves
Joaquim de Almeida as Hernan Reyes
Directed by: Justin Lin
Written by: Chris Morgan
Notes
- Universal always intended 'Fast Five' to be the transitional movie from street racing to heist films, targeting it as the pivot point in a planned trilogy (4-5-6).
- $125 million budget, made $625 million worldwide, 77% on Rotten Tomatoes.
- The first trailer was released on Vin Diesel's Facebook page (20 million subscribers) in December 2010 – believed to be the first-ever use of this marketing approach.
- Filmed mostly in Puerto Rico instead of Brazil due to $11 million in tax incentives, contributing $27 million to the Puerto Rican community.
- Director Justin Lin insisted on minimal CGI – the cars jumping off the train were real stunt drivers, and the flatbed truck slamming into the moving train nearly derailed it.
- The bank vault had a car inside it to create the illusion the cars were pulling it. They built 6 versions of the 8-foot-high vault and destroyed over 200 vehicles during filming.
- The rooftop favela chase used a 420-foot cable camera rig for the bird's-eye tracking shots.
- Tyrese Gibson was simultaneously filming Transformers: Dark of the Moon, flying between Puerto Rico and Atlanta.
- The brawl between The Rock and Vin Diesel required several weeks of rehearsal and over a week of filming, with extensive negotiation about choreography because The Rock didn't want to get beaten up too badly.
- Michelle Rodriguez didn't know about the twist ending revealing Letty was alive until she saw it in the theater.
- The role of Hobbs was originally developed for Tommy Lee Jones before Vin Diesel and Justin Lin redesigned it for The Rock.
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Quote from Rog's review:
“Fast Five is a slick, professional action picture that doesn't waste a lot of time on the ordinary pursuits of daily life. It has a heist plot that would be perfectly at home in any caper movie.”
Roger Ebert gave it 3 out of 4 stars.
- Bill and Shea both lean toward the favela rooftop chase – an incredible 4 minutes with a 420-foot cable camera rig, the first time Rock and Diesel lock eyes, and Elena falling for Dom.
- Other contenders: the prison bus escape, the train heist (cars jumping off a real train), the balcony BBQ/'What do you remember about your father?' monologue, the 'get the team together' montage, Dom vs. Hobbs fight, the bank vault chase, and the ending when they open the safe.
- Shea's pick: the 'get the team together' montage – loves a scene he can pull up on YouTube in under 2 minutes and get all the pieces he needs.
- The Rock as a free-agent acquisition – like Durant to the Warriors but the happy, fun version. Extended the franchise the way Kirstie Alley extended Cheers.
- Vince's dramatic return and the devastating 'How's your family now, Dom? Where's Letty?' line.
- Gal Gadot's slow-motion bikini walk at the beach club – 'put an entire generation of 13-year-olds through puberty.'
- Whoever thought of the bank vault dragging through the streets of Brazil.
- Dom's explanation for what he needs from his team – 'a chameleon, a fast talker, surveillance, guys to punch through walls, utilities and weapons, and two precision drivers.'
- Shea refused to pick anything – 'This is the first time in the history of the Rewatchables that I'm not picking a thing for what aged the worst.'
- Bill: Dom and Brian surviving the 350-foot waterfall, Dom being inexplicably wired into Rio's street racing scene, and Hobbs being the worst FBI agent of all time.
- The dramatic buildup of Diesel vs. The Rock has lost its luster since they're now in every movie together.
- Bill: Danny Trejo should have been in this movie.
- Shea: Michael K. Williams – replace the main bad guy's muscle with basically Omar.
- The role of Hobbs was originally developed for Tommy Lee Jones.
- The guy in the police department that Roman Pierce goes to talk to – you can tell he just learned how to be an actor and was going for an Oscar.
- Eva Mendes in the post-credits scene – plays two minutes and gets off like 3 threes and grabs 5 rebounds.
- Vince – only in 4 scenes but has the devastating Letty line and the 'Brian was a cop' callback.
- First trailer released on Diesel's Facebook page – first-ever use of this marketing approach.
- Filmed in Puerto Rico for $11M tax incentives instead of Brazil.
- 420-foot cable camera rig for the favela chase.
- Bank vault had a car inside it; 6 versions built, 200+ vehicles destroyed.
- Flatbed truck into train was real and nearly derailed it.
- Tyrese flying between 'Fast Five' and Transformers sets.
- Rock/Diesel brawl took weeks of rehearsal and a week of filming.
- Michelle Rodriguez didn't know about the Letty twist until the theater.
- Gal Gadot's character name (Giselle) is never mentioned in the film.
- Vin Diesel – yes. His best start-to-finish performance in a Fast movie, and the moment the franchise became a billion-dollar empire.
- Paul Walker – yes. This was the best version of the best franchise he was ever in.
- The Rock – no. His apex was mid-2010s (Central Intelligence, Moana, Fast 8 era) before Skyscraper and Rampage disappointed.
- Cocoa butter – a good movie for cocoa butter. The Rock has 10 pounds of it on his arms.
- Jordana Brewster is pregnant in the movie and has gained zero pounds.
- Nobody asks a single question when recruited to Brazil – no 'what clothes should I bring?', no 'how long are we staying?'
- The train heist physics are ludicrous – they should have died in the 350-foot water jump.
- How did they get Wi-Fi in a Brazilian warehouse?
- Dom's giant warehouse stays a complete secret despite cars zooming in and out and a fake bank vault being wheeled in.
- Rock and Dom have one of the most brutal fights ever and have zero bruises or cuts afterwards.
- Hobbs joining the heist makes zero sense – he just tells his boss 'my team got wiped out, I'll be back in two days after this bank heist.'
- How did they swap the safes in a 10-second window?
- Careful camera work to hide that The Rock is about 8 inches taller than Vin Diesel.
- What happened to the two Brazilian team members who went to Monaco? Did they win at roulette?
- Why not just rob the first drug stash house ($10M) and split 3 ways?
- What would have happened if the safe went over the bridge at the end?
- Why was there never a Han and Giselle spinoff movie?
- What's the boxing scorecard for the Dom/Hobbs fight? Shea says 10-8 Dom, Bill agrees.
Both agree: The Rock. He took this role and spun it into the career he has now – planted his flag and became that guy. The role showed Hollywood exactly who he should be in movies.